'Mob Wives' Star Big Ang BUSTED On Florida Beach

3/29/2013 8:40 AM PDT

'Mob Wives' Star Big Ang -- BUSTED on Florida Beach

With her purple Barney bikini being held captive without ransom, "Mob Wives" star Angela "Big Ang" Raiola brandished her humongous, not-so secret weapons on the beach in Florida.

While there were no signs of the feds, the 52-year-old anatomically correct Staten Island wise gal attempted to cool off her fully loaded man-made ginormous guns in the warm waters off Fort Lauderdale on Thursday.

No lifeguard necessary ... Big A's got the best life preservers. Ever.