Kevin Federline better start practicing those magic words -- "Coming to the stage" ... because he's got a new DJ gig at the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen's Club.
We've learned K-Fed's under contract with the famed Vegas strip joint to spin 4-6 times a year, and take home up to $10k per show. Britney Spears' ex has been spending quality time at the club -- DJing from time to time, and also for his fantasy football draft.
It's unclear if the deal gives him unlimited access to the menu. The jalapeño poppers and garden burgers are what really pull customers back to CH3. Kidding ... it's the boobs.