Sylvester Stallone: Come Aboard ... Especially My Hot Wife

Sylvester Stallone doesn't need any gifts for his 70th birthday because he's already got everything a guy needs on a giant yacht in the Mediterranean.

Sly turned the big 7-0 last week. He's been celebrating with wife Jennifer Flavin -- who's 47 by the way -- and his daughters aboard a yacht that docked Sunday off the coast of St. Tropez.