"Slumdog" Actor -- I'm No Dummy
He may be new to Hollywood, but "Slumdog" star Dev Patel can B.S. like an old pro.
Right before he caught a plane from London to the "Globes" -- to rub elbows with a bunch of powerful people who possibly could hire the guy -- Patel wasn't stupid enough to single out the one person of his dreams he'd like to work for.
Smart boy.
Not-So Golden Globes Fashion
There are obviously no mirrors on the Golden Globes red carpet -- these stars should have gone in the back door.
Mickey's Director Tells Him Where To Go
For you West Coasters, last night's exchange between Mickey Rourke and "Wrestler" director Darren Aronofsky was just a long stretch of black -- but now we bring you the "SOB" and the bird that wasn't heard 'round the world.
Brad & Angie Sucked Last Night
They may have been snubbed at the Golden Globe awards last night, but Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie still got to take home each other.
Get a room!
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Spielberg -- Catch Me If You Can
Steven Spielberg took home the Cecil B. DeMille award at last night's Golden Globes -- and there was plenty of room for it and about 15 other people in the limo/bus/van thing Spielberg rolled in at Mr. Chow last night.
Lil' Wayne Gets a Lil Country
Lil' Wayne has finally found something to keep his damn pants up -- a pair of chaps!
TMZ has learned the rapper will perform at the Country Music Awards tonight alongside Kid Rock. Wayne will be the first major hip-hop artist to take the stage at the CMAs.
Kid and Wayne performed together at the VMAs two months ago. Déjà vu!
No word if Carrie Underwood is going to be on the "Lollipop" remix.
Smothers to Emmys: It's About F'n Time!
He was awarded an honorary Emmy last night -- but just hours before the telecast, Tommy Smothers wasn't acting too grateful about getting a statuette 40 years too late.
The Emmys -- Painful on Many Levels
Much like viewers at home, the Emmy Awards left Heidi Klum bruised.
As part of one of a barrage of unfunny skits on last night's show, Tom Bergeron dropped Heidi on stage and left her with a black and blue mark on her hip.
The Emmys -- cruel and unusual punishment on all counts.
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So Nice, She Wore It Twice
Betty White at the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner in 2006 (left) and at last night's Emmy Awards (right).
One of the shows she appeared on was actually funny.
Oye Fey
So let us get this straight -- one of the best writers in TV got an Emmy from someone who is on a show so badly written ... no one wants to admit it's written. We're just sayin' ...
Cheap Stars
With the Emmys just around the corner, it can only mean one thing - the cheap stars will be piling into gifting suites to get their sticky paws on some free swag. It doesn't take much for these celebs to sell out.
NFL Star in No Rush to Pack ESPY
TMZ caught NFL running back Adrian Peterson carrying more than just a football. Spoiler alert: he won an ESPY!
The Minnesota Viking was leaving LAX with his "Best Breakthrough Athlete" award in a non-jockworthy man purse and even handed it off to fans to pose with. Even the best fumble from time to time.
The Devil Wears That?!
The theme at the Met Museum's Costume Institute gala last night in NYC was "Superheroes" -- appropriate since most of these celebs' getups need to be rescued.
Snoop Trades Crip Blue for Red ... Necks!
Is gangsta twang a new musical genre, because why the hell would Snoop Dogg show up to the CMT Music Awards -- in full on vampire western gear?! Drop it like it's WHAT?!
Unless he was stoned -- which isn't exactly impossible -- Snoop must be trying to get the country folk into his reality show "Snoop Dogg's Father Hood." Hold the gin & juice and pass the moonshine, y'all!
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Oscar Fashionwrecks at Their Finest
While there were no debacles of epic proportions like Bjork or Cher, Hollywood's biggest night was still full of fashion frights! Thank you, Tilda Swinton.
Take a look at the best of the worst in our gallery.
Oscar Winner Smashed After Show!
And the winner for Best Oscar Night Crash goes to ... Karen Baker Landers!
Landers, who won Best Sound Editing last night for "The Bourne Ultimatum," had her ride royally wrecked after another car slammed into her chauffeured town car. She was visibly shaken -- but the accident didn't stop her from proudly showing off her Oscar and posing for pictures as she talked to the cops.
Luckily, nobody was injured.