McCona-Spawn To Bring in Big Bucks

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Matthew McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are busy doing what all expectant parents do -- fielding million dollar offers for pictures of their kid!

TMZ has learned that McConaughey has hired "brand agent" Todd Shemarya -- who's already brokered deals for Brangelina and Xtina -- to help pull in some serious dough for photos of his child. So far, Mattyboy's gotten offers from three different publications -- EACH OVER A MILLION BUCKS! And the price is still climbing.

No word if the baby is a boy or girl -- but either way it's gonna be a cash cow. What happened to the bongo drumming, "just keep living" McConaughey we all knew and loved? Guess he's got to find some way to keep paying for all those shirts -- ya know, the ones he never wears.

Naomi Watts' Baby Is a Real Catch

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Is Naomi Watts getting parenting lessons from Britney Spears?

The unwed mother caught her son Alexander's head as they strolled through the West Village on Wednesday. Oopsies!

Luckily, he just slipped -- so a conservatorship won't be necessary.

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Jamie Lynn's Baby Bump Is Growing Up So Fast

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A young and innocent Jamie Lynn Spears, decked in almost all pink from head-to-toe, ran errands with her proud family yesterday in Kentwood, La.

The glowing and precious 17-year-old unwed mother-to-be is due with her first child next month.

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Brangelina -- Boobs Overboard

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Although Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took their adorable boys, Maddox and Pax, out for a spin on a yacht on Tuesday ... it was Angie's growing girls that stole the show.

On Sunday, Angie was spotted out with her daughters. She really is in the family way.

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Britney's Kids Have a Whale of a Time

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Since Kevin Federline has been in charge of Sean Preston and Jayden James, their lives are no longer a zoo -- they're an aquarium.

With a nanny and security in tow, K-Fed took the kiddies to the Long Beach Aquarium of the Pacific on Wednesday.

Kind of interesting since they already live in a fishbowl.

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Spears' Baby Shower Hush Puppies and Healing

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Jamie Lynn Spears' baby shower -- which included Britney, Mama Lynne and about 30 other family members and friends -- was also a time for healing. Break out your trust quilts!

A source close to the fam tells us the day's festivities included an apology from Britney for putting her family through all kinds of drama the last few years. And the guests were warned ahead of time not to bring up any of Britney's antics -- in other words, no head-shaving jokes!

The shower was complete with Southern style food, including a family fav, mac and cheese. Jamie Lynn also opened presents -- the best being a camouflaged hunting gear onesie. Daddy's little redneck? Yep, all is back to normal at the old Spears shack.

Jamie Lynn Looking to Adopt, Too?

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She's about to pop out a baby, but Jamie Lynn Spears has also been spending time with some super cute pups.

The last thing this girl needs is another wild bitch in the family.

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Feast Your Eyes on Halle Berry

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While baby Nahla was nowhere in sight, voluptuous new mom Halle Berry did show off her gorgeous girls as she shopped in L.A. on Tuesday.

Milk really does do a body good.

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Fergie's Daughter Is a Big Girl Now

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Sarah Ferguson's daughter, Princess Beatrice of York, is not a little girl anymore -- she's 19!

The Weight Watchers spokesperson's eldest child went Jet-skiing in St. Barts on Wednesday.

Beatrice is fifth in line for the British throne.

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Pregnant Hollywood

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The newest accessory in Hollywood is a baby bump. Let's just hope these don't come with stretch marks. It's all about the cocoa butter ladies!

Stephen Baldwin: GodSpeedo

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Born-again Baldwin brother Stephen showed off the unfortunate body the Lord gave him -- and then desecrated it by wrapping his junk in a swaddling mankini. OMG! Is there another pregnant man?!

The 41-year-old Evangelical "Threesome" star went for a dip in Israel's Dead Sea.

A grown man in a spandex diaper? Now, that's the true abomination.

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Hollywood's Jailbait

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Some of today's youngest celebs are so eager to grow up, they're dressing and getting pregnant just like their adult peers. Check out the latest batch of underage rising stars -- before they graduate to rehab, prison or obscurity.

Jamie Lynn Baby Bumpin'

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Jamie Lynn Spears lil' bump is growin' y'all!

The 17-year-old Nickelodeon star spent her day in McComb, Mississippi studying for her SATs shopping.

Brit's unwed kid sister will reportedly debut the newest member of the Spears family sometime this summer.

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Finger It Like Baby Beckham

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For Victoria Beckham's 34th birthday, her adorable three-year-old son Cruz flipped off paps as daddy David carried him out of the Pink Taco in L.A. on Thursday.

Baby's first pap smear!

Ashlee: Fake Singer, Fake Pic, Fake Ring?!

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Mum-to-be Ashlee Simpson and her littlest groom Pete Wentz enjoyed a tender, Heidi & Spencer-esque staged moment in NYC on Wednesday -- to show off her giant diamond. Baby's first engagement ring!

Looks like the lip-synching phenom can finally call herself a rock star!

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