Baby Watch

What in the world would make a transgendered pregnant "man" with female reproductive organs think that "he" and "his" family wouldn't get surrounded by photogs after taping an episode of "Larry King Live," followed by a casual, intimate dinner at a little out-of-the-way cafe like Spago Beverly Hills?!

You'd think they'd never seen a pregnant "man" before!

Interestingly, the pregnant "father" kept mum on all baby-related questions.

The 34-year-old female father is in his first trimester, according to ABC News. In an interview airing Friday, Beatie tells Barbara Walters he did not go back on testosterone after giving birth to biological daughter Susan in June, in hopes of getting pregnant again. It worked.

Beatie is due June 12 -- just in time for Father's Day.

Due early next year, Jenna is carrying two little ones inside her.

Former child star Mayim Bialik has a three-year-old son and was due with her second child in the fall. While no one has reported if she had the baby yet, the 32-year-old turned up at an L.A. farmer's market this weekend wearing a librarian chic skirt, sensible shoes, trendy ankle bandage and -- voila! -- a newborn slung across her chest. Whoa!

To control birth rates, Maasai pastoralists in the Great Rift Valley of Kenya place a leather contraption called an olor on a billy goat to block its genitals from mounting the nanny goat.

Casey Aldridge and Levi Johnston could learn a thing or two from animal husbandry.

Sources tell TMZ Amy Poehler has been in labor all day and just had a baby boy.

Obviously, Amy will not perform on "Saturday Night Live" tonight.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are taking that whole "Two and a Half Men" thing to heart.

Our sources say Brooke is double the preggers -- as in she's expecting twins. Your move, Denise.

The little tykes would be the first for Brooke; Charlie has two young kids with ex Denise Richards and a 22-year-old daughter named Cassandra he had out of wedlock with girlfriend Paula Profit.

Three-month-old Maddie Briann Aldridge is gonna have to wait to have a lil' baby brother or sister, because Jamie Lynn Spears is not pregnant, y'all!

While several reports are claiming Jamie Lynn is preggers again, an unimpeachable source tells TMZ Britney's baby sis does not have another bun in the oven.

Contrary to popular belief, it is safe for a healthy pregnant woman to fly. On the other hand, lip-synching can ruin you.

Take a look at this video. The pappers thought the woman flanked by LAX police was Jamie Lynn Spears, who flew in yesterday on Delta. Now here's where the plot thickens.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that, on Tuesday, someone from Britney Spears' camp contacted LAX police, asking for a security escort. The way the cops understood the call, Britney was flying in Wednesday with Jamie Lynn, her baby and Lynne.

At the last minute, cops found out Britney was not on the plane. They still were sympathetic because a bunch of pappers were at the airport waiting for Jamie Lynn. Cops were concerned her baby might be at risk in a pap crush, so they allowed Jamie Lynn and crew to exit the plane onto the tarmac, where a car drove them away.

Now here's where it gets good. For some reason, the cops wanted to fool the paparazzi, so they got a random woman on that flight who kinda sorta looked like Jamie Lynn and asked her if they could escort her to baggage claim. She said yes, and the ruse began.

The 39-year-old showed off her latest maternity accessory while wearing 3D glasses in NYC on Thursday.

In lieu of a tramp stamp, Bristol Palin went with the more traditional unwed pregnant teen engagement ring.