Bike Shorts Can't Squelch Lance's Swimmers
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Apparently the correlation between too much bike riding and male infertility is a bunch of hokum.
Or so Lance Armstrong has proven, as he's going to be a father for the fourth time, this time with GF Anna Hansen. According to PerezHilton.com, Hansen and LanceStrong "have been quietly dating since July. They met through Lance's charity work." Lance already has a son and two daughters.
No comment yet from Tory Burch Kate Hudson Sheryl Crow.
Jen Garner: 13 Going on 30 Months!
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With her unborn child protruding out of her belly, Jennifer Garner still managed to walk the streets of Santa Monica on Wednesday. Pregnant women should get medals!
The 36-year-old "Juno" star is due any minute now.
"Get me outta here, mommy!"
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Wobbly Wentz Whores Out "Baby" Pics
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Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.
All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.
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La Toya Jackson Still Can't Hold Water
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Since no one can get a straight answer out of Janet Jackson about her pregnancy rumors -- the ever media ready La Toya Jackson will have to do.
The black sheep of the Jackson clan spilled on her latest conversation with her sister Janet, and if she's really preggers.
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Speidi: The Kids "Are on Their Way"
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Avril Not Pregnant Just a 'Fat Ass'
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Avril Lavigne understands where those pregnancy rumors are coming from -- it's the same place she had her head buried for so long.
FYI -- The pregnant rumors pretty much began after this picture was taken of Avril inside a grocery store Saturday. Sure looks like she has a bump, but really, who the hell knows anymore.
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Good Thing That Baby Can't Read
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Naomi Watts took her 16-month-old for a little stroll through New York City this weekend -- wonder if they saw anything interesting.
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Ashlee and Pete Jungle Fever
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And their next child shall be named Queens Baloo.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their kid yesterday (well done, blah blah blah), but couldn't resist the temptation to give their new son a name that will make him either very cool or most likely deeply resentful for a long time. That is, Bronx Mowgli -– as in asphalt jungle and Jungle Book.
Everybody's healthy and happy, by the way.
A Pregnant Man Goes on Larry King, into Spago ...
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... and the paparazzi go wild. Imagine that?!
What in the world would make a transgendered pregnant "man" with female reproductive organs think that "he" and "his" family wouldn't get surrounded by photogs after taping an episode of "Larry King Live," followed by a casual, intimate dinner at a little out-of-the-way cafe like Spago Beverly Hills?!
You'd think they'd never seen a pregnant "man" before!
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Made in Pregnant Man-hattan
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Now that "he's" revealed "he's" carrying "his" second child, Thomas Beatie -- the pregnant transgendered "man" with female reproductive organs -- embarked on a press blitz through NYC on Monday.
Interestingly, the pregnant "father" kept mum on all baby-related questions.
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Pregnant Man Pregnant Again
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Thomas Beatie, the former woman turned transgendered pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl earlier this year, is once again with child.
The 34-year-old female father is in his first trimester, according to ABC News. In an interview airing Friday, Beatie tells Barbara Walters he did not go back on testosterone after giving birth to biological daughter Susan in June, in hopes of getting pregnant again. It worked.
Beatie is due June 12 -- just in time for Father's Day.
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Tito Manhandles Jenna's Baby Bump
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With her soon-to-be baby daddy Tito Ortiz at her side, pregnant porn star Jenna Jameson put on her Palin glasses and gave a G-rated glimpse of her growing womb outside an Olive Garden.
Due early next year, Jenna is carrying two little ones inside her.
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Mayim Bialik Blossoms Into Motherhood Again
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What if you had a baby and nobody noticed?!
Former child star Mayim Bialik has a three-year-old son and was due with her second child in the fall. While no one has reported if she had the baby yet, the 32-year-old turned up at an L.A. farmer's market this weekend wearing a librarian chic skirt, sensible shoes, trendy ankle bandage and -- voila! -- a newborn slung across her chest. Whoa!
We're told Mayim had a son named Fred a month or two ago. Who knew?!
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Unwed Pregnant Teen Goat Problem Solved
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Kenyan goats are more careful than Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin -- they use condoms!
To control birth rates, Maasai pastoralists in the Great Rift Valley of Kenya place a leather contraption called an olor on a billy goat to block its genitals from mounting the nanny goat.
Casey Aldridge and Levi Johnston could learn a thing or two from animal husbandry.
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Amy Poehler Pops Won't Make 'SNL'
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Sources tell TMZ Amy Poehler has been in labor all day and just had a baby boy.
Obviously, Amy will not perform on "Saturday Night Live" tonight.
We're told Seth Meyers will do Weekend Update all by his lonesome, but there's no word on whether her "Bronx Beat" skit with returning cast member Maya Rudolph -- who will be playing Michelle Obama tonight -- has been totally scrapped or not.
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Double the Estevez, Double the Fun!
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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are taking that whole "Two and a Half Men" thing to heart.
Our sources say Brooke is double the preggers -- as in she's expecting twins. Your move, Denise.
The little tykes would be the first for Brooke; Charlie has two young kids with ex Denise Richards and a 22-year-old daughter named Cassandra he had out of wedlock with girlfriend Paula Profit.