Sgt. Nolte's Lonely Hearts Club Band
John Lennon Nick Nolte was shot walking in Cannes, France today.
The former heartbreaker put on his best Beatles chic -- accessorized with a classy man purse -- and looks better than he's looked in years ... which isn't sayin' much.
Hey, you got to hide your mug away ...
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Olympian Mitch Gaylord 'Memba Him?!
In 1984, Mitch Gaylord vaulted to the top as part of the hunky U.S. men's gold medal-winning gymnastics team. Guess what he looks like now!
Wood You Hit It?
At 60 years old, Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood doesn't look a day older ... than Keith Richards.
Ronnie went for one of his walks in London on Wednesday.
Rock and roll will never die.
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Natalie from 'Facts of Life' 'Memba Her?!
In the '80s, Mindy Cohn became famous for playing Natalie Green on the TV series "The Facts of Life." Guess what she looks like now!
Hollywood Pop Stars
These Retin A-list stars need a date with Proactiv stat! Who's oozing with more than just cash and fame? Click to see.
Michelle Phillips 'Memba Her?!
In the '60s, Michelle Phillips became famous as part of the folk group The Mamas and the Papas. Guess what she looks like now!
Lily Allen In the Not-So Buff
Blondered British singer Lily Allen maneuvered some dangerous curves as she dove off rocks and sunbathed topless on the French Riviera on Wednesday.
Smile.
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The Laura from 'General Hospital' 'Memba Her?!
Before there was Bennifer, Brangelina or TomKat, there was "General Hospital's" Luke and Laura (L&L). In the '70s, Genie Francis became famous playing Laura. Guess what she looks like now!
SJP: You're So Vein
"Sex and the City" isn't the only thing being brought back to life. So are Sarah Jessica Parker's hands!
The 43-year-old trendsetter stepped out in London on Sunday sporting the latest It accessory of the summer -- a pair of Frankenstein hands!
Carrie Bradshaw doesn't need a man -- she's got man hands!
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Morgan Fairchild Good Genes or Good Docs?
On '80s nighttime soaps like "Falcon Crest" and "Flamingo Road," Morgan Fairchild told a lot of secrets and lies -- but does she have any in real life?!
Here's Morgan at 32-years-old (left) back in 1982 -- and an even hotter cougarlicious 58-years-young version (right) at a NYC event on Wednesday.
Chandler Bing's mom is one hot MILF!
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The Mom on 'One Day at a Time' 'Memba Her?!
Bonnie Franklin is best known for playing divorced mom Ann Romano on the '70s TV series "One Day at a Time." Guess what she looks like now!
Can You Spot the 'Real' Shauna Sand?
Among this silicone sea of Hugh Hefner's buxom, botoxed, unbeweaveable working girls is the one and only Shauna Sand. See if you can pick out the good mother of three from this group of reassembled Playmate fembots.
Linda Lavin from 'Alice' 'Memba Her?!
In the '70s, Linda Lavin played widowed Mel's Diner waitress Alice Hyatt on the TV series "Alice." Guess what she looks like now!
Dax Shepard -- Happy Trails to You
Dax Shepard showed off his tatted, buff, shirtless chest -- and his hairy nether regions -- in NYC on Wednesday.
Anyone wanna get punk'd by Dax?
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Mackenzie Phillips 'Memba Her?!
In the '70s, Mackenzie Phillips became famous for playing Julie Cooper on the TV series "One Day at a Time." Guess what she looks like now!