Cristiano Ronaldo's Vacation Is Hotter Than Yours

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The Cristiano Ronaldo Vacation Show rages on in Italy. Dive in and enjoy!

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Cristiano Ronaldo: Hot, Wet and Taken!

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Severe heat warnings were issued after ridiculously hot Portuguese soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo and his bootylicious Spanish girlfriend Nereida Gallardo soaked up each other's gorgeousness on the beach in Italy. Europe couldn't have asked for a better tourism campaign than these pictures.

Hilary: One Step Closer to Becoming a Man

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Who knew they were making a prequel to "Boys Don't Cry"?

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Singer Lisa Lisa: 'Memba 'Memba Her?!

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In the '80s, Lisa Velez had a number of pop/freestyle hits like "I Wonder If I Take You Home," "Lost in Emotion," "All Cried Out" and "Head to Toe" as part of Lisa Lisa with Cult Jam featuring Full Force. Guess what she looks like now!

And God Created Charlize

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Flawless.

Orlando and Miranda In Full Bloom

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It's obvious who wears the pants in Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's relationship.

The stupidly hot couple roasted in the Spanish sun on the Canary Islands with Orlando going completely buck naked, while his Victoria's Secret supermodel babe kept it modest ... by just wearing a bikini bottom. Olé!

When these two are together, there are few places where the sun don't shine.

Crocodile Dundee 'Memba Him?!

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Paul Hogan became famous for playing the title role in the 1986 film "Crocodile Dundee." Guess what he looks like now!

Phoebe: The Price Is So Wrong

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A-list nobody Phoebe Price may have finally found a way to make herself memorable -- taking a picture of her loose, pasty, anatomically incorrect backside!

Phoebe, age unknown, took time out of her busy schedule of standing outside The Ivy begging anyone to take her photo -- to flash her congealed body, while doing something resembling a cartwheel on the beach this weekend. She's not ready for her closeup.

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Tim McGraw: Livin' the Good Slice

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The only thing rarer than seeing the entire McGraw-Hill clan all together -- the fact that Tim can gorge on pizza and still look gorge!

The sexy daddy and his Faithful wife took the kiddies for a hot family lunch in WeHo on Thursday. Dontcha just want to take a bite?

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1995 to Fergie: I Want My Brow Piercing Back!

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Enough already, girl. That shizz is tired!

Belinda Carlisle: You Go-Go Girl!

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From the looks of Belinda Carlisle in Hawaii on Wednesday, you wouldn't know she's turning 50 in August.

She's got the ... beach body!

Tim Conway 'Memba Him?!

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Comedian Tim Conway is best known for his work on "The Carol Burnett Show" in the '60s and '70s. Guess what he looks like now!

Pampered Stars

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Celebs in Hollywood really know how to kick up their feet and relax. Must be nice ...

Tennis Legend Billie Jean King 'Memba Her?!

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Throughout her career, Billie Jean King won 12 Grand Slam tennis titles and defeated Bobby Riggs during the infamous Battle of the Sexes match in 1973. Guess what she looks like now!

Heidi Klum: Sealed with a Tat

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Nothing says "you're gonna regret this" quite like getting inked with the name of your significant other. Paging Johnny Depp!

While in NYC on Monday, Heidi Klum was snapped sportin' a tattoo of her speed demon husband's name, Seal, etched into her arm.

Is there anything classier than a gorgeous woman in a gown -- and an exposed tattoo?!

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Plumped Celebs

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Luscious lips in Hollywood are a dime a dozen, literally. Either way -- these lips were made for smacking.