Cher Creamed in D.C.
If Cher could turn back time, she wouldn't have to spend $915 on make-up.
62-year-old Cherilyn Sarkisian was spotted going into Sephora today -- and our spies inside say she spent almost a grand on bronzer, blush and eyeshadow!
Seriously. $915. Not kidding.
See Also
Miranda Kerr: Secret Beauty
The island of St. Barts experienced a heat wave this weekend compliments of bikini-clad Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr.
Orlando Bloom sucks.
Dude Looks Like a Lady, Cuz She Is
Here's 72-year-old thespian Dyan Cannon (left) at a Laker game this weekend -- and 60-year-old Aerosmith singer Steven Tyler (right).
Neither of them is Carly Simon.
We're just sayin'.
See also
Singer Rita Coolidge 'Memba Her?!
In the '70s, Rita Coolidge became famous for her covers of songs like Jackie Wilson's "(Your Love Has Lifted Me) Higher and Higher" and Boz Scaggs' "We're All Alone." Guess what she looks like now!
The Singer in Spandau Ballet 'Memba Him?!
In the '80s, Tony Hadley fronted the synth pop hair band Spandau Ballet and had a hit with the song "True." Guess what he looks like now!
Laraine Newman of 'SNL' 'Memba Her?!
In the '70s, Laraine Newman originated the character of Connie Conehead as one of the original not ready for prime time players on "Saturday Night Live." Guess what she looks like now!
Nimoy Needs a Vulcan Tan Already!
On the same day Khan Noonien Singh (Ricardo Montalban) went off to the final frontier, an upright Leonard Nimoy went where no Vulcan has gone before -- tanning in St. Barts.
With no enemies in sight, the only victim of the 77-year-old's trademark Vulcan nerve pinch ... was his own hip.
See Also
German Singer Nena 'Memba Her?!
Gabriele Susanne Kerner became famous as her alter-ego Nena with the 1984 hit single "99 Luftballons." Guess what she looks like now!
Ozzy Osbourne: Schlemiel, Schlemazel
Here's heavy metal survivor Ozzy Osbourne (left) at an event in L.A. on Tuesday -- and former "Laverne & Shirley" star Penny Marshall (right).
One of them directed the 1988 film "Big," which was the first movie helmed by a woman to make $100 million.
We're just sayin'.
See also
Thelma from 'Good Times' 'Memba Her?!
Bern Nadette Stanis became famous playing Thelma on the '70s TV series "Good Times." Guess what she looks like now!
Can You Guess Whose Back?!
Kate Hudson: What the Future Holds
Kate Hudson may have gotten her good looks from her mom Goldie Hawn, but the question is: Who will she resemble in 20 years?
Here's a bikini-clad 29-year-old Kate in Hawaii vacationing with Goldie and the man who raised her, Kurt Russell (left) -- and that's her biological dad Bill Hudson (right).
TMZ's Close Shave With Billy Zane
Don't ask Billy Zane where else he shaves -- unless you want to get cut.
Megan Fox: I'm an Insecure Transvestite!
Megan Fox thinks she looks like Alan Alda -- a transvestite version of frickin' Alan Alda.
The chick who's been called the sexiest woman on the planet by ... just about everyone, bashed the hell out of herself on the red carpet before the "Globes" yesterday -- and amidst the self-inflicted ego crushing, a straight-faced Megan blamed the whole thing on being "painfully insecure."
While the statement probably explains the whole Brian Austin Green relationship, the fact that she also bragged about her ridiculously thin wasteline and a body built by an impressive workout regimen probably means the self-deprecation thing is just a load of crap. Right?
See Also
Grace Jones: Tell Me What Do You See?
While boarding a ship in Sydney on Monday, celebukook Grace Jones modeled the latest in crazazy by donning this paramilitary Mrs. Roper Rorschach inkblot muumuu.
See Also
DJ Jazzy Jeff 'Memba Him?!
In the '80s, Jeffrey A. Townes became famous with Will Smith as part of the rapping duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. Guess what he looks like now!