Avoid a Ticket Like Beckham

David Beckham might be moving to Milan -- and it looks like the West Hollywood Sheriff's department wanted to say their goodbyes because Becks was pulled over Friday afternoon.

We're told he got a talking to for having tinted windows -- but moments after our camera pulled up to the scene, he pulled away without being cited. It's good to be Becks.

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Spit it Like Beckham

David Beckham exorcised his sports drink demons while on loan to Italy's AC Milan futbol team on Wednesday.

And all this time reports alleged Victoria was the one who couldn't keep stuff down.

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Beckham Vassals Pinched for Pilfering

A couple who keep house for the Beckhams is being accused of keeping loot from Beckingham Palace -- and trying to hawk it on eBay.

Detectives in Hertfordshire popped Eric and June Emmett on suspicion of theft, according to coppers, after Posh's parents spotted some of David's soccer shoes being auctioned off on the Internet. The couple, who have worked for the Becks for 10 years, bailed out after questioning.

June tells the Daily Telegraph, "What is in the papers is fabricated nonsense. Totally fabricated, 99% of it is totally untrue." And the other one percent?

Jennifer Lopez In Bizarre Threesome

Posh and J. Lo hanging out makes sense -- they're both Scientolosidekicks of TomKat -- but couldn't they find a third wheel more fitting than Nicole Richie?

The trio hooked up for dinner in NY last night. Jada Pinkett-Smith must have been busy.

The Posh Bob Is Dead

Katie Holmes, is that you?!

Snapped at a fashion show in NYC on Monday, Victoria Beckham traded her signature severe 'do for a run-of-the-mill boy cut.

No word if she'll be guest starring on "L-Word" anytime soon.

Romeo's B-day: The Oscars of Kid Parties

How many famous people -- and their kids -- do you see in this picture?

Romeo Beckham's 6th birthday party at Universal Studios on Thursday was more star-studded than a movie premiere. Besides Romeo's mama Posh and his bros, Heidi Klum was there with her adorable brood, as well as Gavin Rossdale and his prince, lil' Kingston. No signs of angry Seal, new mom Gwen Stefani or daddy David.

Having famous parents must suck.

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We Played with Beckham Today, What'd You Do?

Next to Knox and Viv Jolie-Pitt, these are some of the luckiest kids in the world.

They got to do what few mere mortals get to -- play a game of soccer with David Beckham on Tuesday.

Although it's not on the top of our list of what we'd like to do with David, we'll take it.

Little Beckham Pops Up During Dirty Talk

An obsessed fan was giving David Beckham a steaming hot earful alongside his convertible Porsche -- when suddenly a little jack-in-the-box popped up ... aka, his son!

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The Balls in Beckham's Court

Doesn't David Beckham know you are not allowed to touch the ball with your hands in soccer?!

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David Beckham -- Flight Risk

If anyone ever thought airport security lines were a hassle -- just try being David Beckham for a day!

The Galaxy star couldn't walk five feet through Dulles International Airport without being asked for a photo or autograph, but he still took the time to appease his mass of fans. Tom Cruise has taught him well.

Take notes, Posh.

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Beckham Fan Has Her Eyes on the Balls

One David Beckham freak flipped out when he left STK -- and screamed a raunchy proposition.
Posh was riding shotgun and likely wasn't too happy ... but then again, when is she?

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Grumpy Spice Does Disneyland

By the looks of Victoria Beckham's sour puss, you'd think the Beckhams were at the dentist's office on Wednesday -- and not Disneyland.

Maybe Posh was upset because she realized she left the house wearing flip flops and David's jeans.

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Hollywood Cheapskates and Tightwads

So our spies at a few Hollywood restaurants have weighed in on celeb tippers and gyppers. And the verdict is in.

We're told the worst celeb tippers at STK are two of the richest folk in town -- the Beckhams. We're told a restaurant once comped David and Victoria, and guess how much they left by way of tip? Nada.

On the other end of the spectrum, Ryan Seacrest is off the charts, once leaving five hundred dollars on a one hundred dollar tab. He's either a really nice guy or he just sucks at math.

UPDATE: The owner of STK tells us that our spy is wrong, the Beckhams are "great customers and excellent tippers."

Cruz Beckham: Baby Got Tat

Three-year-old Cruz Beckham is tatted up just like his daddy David -- and still sucks on a binky!

Victoria is no longer the only Beckham who likes having fake accessories on their body.

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Beckham: I Couldn't Get Into Sizzler

Benihana is definitely a hot spot -- for roaming tourists, awkward high school proms dates ... and David Beckham?

Becks took his boys out for bite at the Japanese steakhouse yesterday -- Chuck E. Cheese was booked too.

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Heidi to Posh: My Crap Is Better Than Yours

Heidi Montag has outsold Posh Spice -- in clothing sales.

Unlike Victoria Beckham's dVb collection -- which is now on the sale rack at Loehmann's -- Montag's clothing line Heidiwood has completely sold out at Robertson Blvd. boutique Kitson. "The Hills" are alive with the sound of cash registers.

But if you want to get your hands on one of her hoochie shorts or cheapie dresses you'll have to look elsewhere -- sources tell us Kitson won't be getting a new shipment of Heidi's line until the summer or fall collection comes out. Make it stop!

Moral of this story: It's a lot easier to sell crappy $44.95 jeans, than crappy $250 ones!

UPDATE: The dVb line is holding its own! Posh's line has completely sold out at the Reseda Loehmann's - beautiful Reseda, California - where the "Karate Kid" lived!

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