Brad & Angelina

What did your children do for fun today?

On Sunday, Angie was spotted out with her daughters. She really is in the family way.

The Jolie-Pitts are chillin' on the Mediterranean coast waiting for Ang to pop. Good god -- how many beautiful children can one couple have?

Those pregnancy cravings must be a real bitch.

Also -- still wearing black, still sporting the kiddiehawk, still donning that hat.

At least that's what he said last night amid a whole buncha jokes outside Dan Tana's. Believe him?

Did they or didn't they tie the knot this weekend? Does it even matter?

Think about it. Hollywood marriages usually just equal messy divorces -- but it's not like Angie is going to sue Brad for spousal support. She does pretty well on her own.

As for the four kids they have (and Angelina is pregnant again as we speak) they all bear the name Jolie-Pitt, so they have the gravy train coming in from both sides. Why mess with a good thing?

Bottom line: they're better off just doing the Kurt and Goldie thing.

This is one crazy family tree! The New England Historic Genealogical Society, the oldest and largest nonprofit genealogical organization in the country, has found a way to get Barack and Hillary together -- through lineage!

They claim Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins, and Hillary Clinton is related to Pitt's baby mama, Angelina Jolie -- they're also ninth cousins. That family reunion would have drama for days!

The report also says that Obama is a very distant relative of President Bush. According to the Geological Society , they are 10th cousins, once removed ... whatever that means.

Barack is also linked to five other Presidents -- including Harry S. Truman and Gerald Ford.

We can now put a number on exactly how much better Brad Pitt and Angelina are than the rest of us -- $8 million.

That's how much the do-gooding twosome donated to charity in 2006, according to their tax records. Through their foundation alone, they gave $2.4 mil away -- including a cool million to Doctors Without Borders and the Global AIDS Alliance.

Jolie, who played the wife of slain journalist Daniel Pearl in a film last year, gave $100,000 to a foundation in his honor. The movie itself only made $9 mil.

Not scary enough? Take a peek at the pics from last week!

Flying an airplane? Perfectly safe for someone who's very not pregnant.

Morticia Angie was snapped in all her maternal glory dropping Maddox off at school in Austin, Texas on Monday.

There have been better ideas in the history of celebrity obscuration -- and we're told that when presidents and heads of state visit this particular hotel, shooters (photographic and otherwise) absolutely can't see a damn thing.

When TMZ caught up with her, she was well-draped in a dark raincoat, and we tried to trick her with the ol' "Congratulations" ruse, but Jolie's too clever for that.

While the two are still mum on pregnancy rumors -- Angie's belly did the talking for the both of them yesterday at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards. For the record, Brad's rep had no comment. Suuuure.