Broadway Is the Pitts
Although he went home empty-handed at the Oscars, Brad Pitt had his arms full after leaving a Broadway show holding a third of his children on Wednesday.
Brad, Shiloh and Pax -- mama Jolie, Zahara and Maddox were also there -- went to see "The Little Mermaid."
As far as we know, Ariel was not adopted.
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Aniston Clashes with Team Jolie
Someone from the pro-Angelina brigade was downright nasty to Jennifer Aniston yesterday at LAX, asking the too-rude question: "Why can't you be more like Angelina?!"
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Ryan & Brangelina -- 13 Seconds of Redemption
Brangelina totally snubbed Ryan Seacrest at the Golden Globes. Today, only one of 'em did.
Ryan got 13 seconds with Brad. Maybe next time he'll get a full 30.
The King and Queen Have Arrived
Brad Pitt Blows It
Here it is folks -- crime of the century. Brad Pitt flagrantly running a stop sign yesterday in Bev Hills.
Brad was in a big hurry as he left the building of his manager, came to a stop sign at busy Wilshire Blvd. and ignored it. Other drivers were honking mad, clearly not knowing what lurked under the helmet.
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Brad Pitt -- We're Going to Vegas, My Sons
Most people hit Vegas for the gaming. Brad Pitt goes for the video gaming.
Brad decided to take his sons Maddox and Pax for a guys-night out in Sin City, where we're told the big highlight of the trip was a trip to In-N-Out Burger -- followed by a serious Nintendo Wii bonding session in their hotel room at the Hard Rock. Sources say the guys ordered up three of the consoles from room service.
We're also told the man-Pitts hit up the MGM Grand at some point in the evening because they wanted to check out the lions.
Meanwhile, Angie and the rest of the clan were all back in NY, probably being boring.
Angie's Girls Are So Big
It was girls day out as sextomom Angelina Jolie showed off two of her adorable female children, Zahara and Shiloh, in NYC on Wednesday.
Nadya Suleman was nowhere in sight.
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Brangelina to OctoMom -- Bring It On!
The Jolie-Pitts ... once running neck-and-neck with OctoMom -- now they're eating her dust. Last night outside Katsuya, Brad had a message for the doppleganger/mother of 14, Nadya Suleman: It's on like Donkey Kong.
Angelina was predictably silent on the proposition.
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Brad Pitt in Japan Konnichiwhaaaa?
Brad Pitt wasn't just lost in translation last night in Tokyo -- his voice was lost entirely when he went to address the crowd on a faulty mic.
The peeps at the "Benjamin Button" event didn't seem to mind ... he's just as pretty on mute.
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Brad Knox Out a Look-alike
With Maddox (hidden behind his brother), Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and the twins in tow, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie schlepped their ridiculously cute fam to Japan on Tuesday.
As if things couldn't get anymore adorably absurd, lil' Knox was even decked out in a miniature version of Brad's newsboy cap.
Konnichiwa, beyatches!
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Angelina: Please Change-ling!
Angelina Jolie should get some sort of award ... for basically wearing the same kind of unfitted dress to three different award shows in the same month.
At this rate, she's going to show up to the Oscars in Amish garb.
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Brangelina: More Homes Than Kids
Transient supercouple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are schlepping their armies of children, nannies and assorted minions to Malibu Namibia New Orleans France Long Island and temporarily settling down in this $60 million 48-acre mansion.
Located on Suffolk County's North Shore, the estate features two helipads, a private dock and an ELEVEN bedroom staff house. The Oscar nominated lovebirds are renting the property while Angie shoots her latest film in the area.
No word if local schools will be able to handle the overcrowding.
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Brad Pitt Unzipped
It's no secret that Brad Pitt is pretty fly for a white guy.
The 45-year-old Oscar nom gave the male version of a panty flash while at his premiere in Paris on Wednesday.
No word if he was hiding a bottle of alcohol in there.
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Is That a Bottle of Alcohol in Your Pocket or ...
... a bottle of alcohol in your pocket?
Last night was day two of Brad Pitt's "one more drink for the road" tour of Germany.
Angelina is gonna ground him for a week for this.
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Brad Pitt Grabs a Roadie Soadie
The party was over, but Brad Pitt wasn't ready for closing time.
Though one hand was holding Angelina's as he left a European premiere for "Benjamin Button", his other firmly grabbed an open bottle of Krombacher, a German beer. No -- he wasn't driving.
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Lady Bird Jolie
Here's first lady of Hollywood Angelina Jolie (left) at a Berlin premiere on Monday -- and the late First Lady Claudia Alta "Lady Bird" Taylor Johnson back in 1967 (right).
One of them was protected by the Secret Service for 44 years.
We're just sayin'.