Fashion

Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!

The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!

The 67-year-old -- whose birth name is Rámon Gerardo Antonio Estévez -- was picking up dry cleaning in Santa Monica on Tuesday, when the fashion police were called to the scene.

No injuries were reported.

Unfortunately, with his scarf-tie thingy, necklaces, rings, cuff, bracelet, watch and wallet chain, Dourdan is now guilty of possessing way too many damn accessories. Just say no, Gary.

While getting into a vehicle in Prague on Monday, the 44-year-old hipster showed off his back door Britney.

Let's hope Lenny isn't starting a new trend of flashing man-vadges.

The 43-year-old rehabbed widow loon is a sheer mess.

With her static cling pullover, belted duvet cover and atrociously sensible, orthopedic lace-ups, HBC really is Bellatrix Lestrange.

While normally well put together, Hilary Duff emerged at a L.A. hot dog stand on Tuesday -- looking like Jessica Simpson's haggard body double in "Dukes of Hazzard 2: The Morning After."

Cameras caught the hip-hop divo at The Grove in L.A. yesterday modeling the new Soup Kitchen line from Barneys.

In the course of a few hours on Monday, Ash went from NYC streetwalker to k.d. Lang wannabe.

Naomi C. and her Madea-esque fashion fairy godmother, Vogue's Andre Leon Talley were dressed more appropriately for Arabian night at Studio 54 in 1982 than the CFDA awards in NYC last night.

Can someone please let Andre know when the fire in his building is out so he can return to his shower?

Last week, Chanel threw a big red carpet bash for the opening of its new Robertson Blvd. shop and invited the likes of Angie Harmon, Rachel Bilson, Sheridan and Trachtenberg -- but not Z-lister Phoebe Price! Afterwards, we're told several photo agencies were contacted by reps for the design house asking them to not posts pics of Nic and Mic at the event. Sources tell us they didn't feel the "Desperate Housewife" and "Gossip Girl" were high end enough for the label. Interesting, since they were arguably some of the more famous actresses at the event. Ever Carradine and Tracee Ellis Ross, anyone?!

We're told none of the agencies obliged the couture house's messed up request, but you can probably guess who these ladies won't be wearing to the Emmys.

TMZ contacted a rep for Chanel, but did not hear back.

Mariah Carey wore her Hollywood Blvd. best to throw out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game on Tuesday.

Mimi's shirtless and belly-baring Pink Lady satin cropped jacket, Daisy Duke shorts and West Side piers heels look like the mandatory uniform for Team Shauna Sand.

Mariah's ball boy Nick Cannon was nowhere in sight.