Clover? We Hardly...
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Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Did you remember to wear your blarney green today?
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Mary-Kate Gets Some Ozzy Love
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Looking like the illegitimate love child of Ozzy Osbourne and Courtney Love, a blood-less Mary-Kate Olsen made her way to an opera gala in NYC on Sunday.
Rumors that the 22-year-old wonder twin later bit the head off of a bat and blogged incoherently are not true.
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When Lucite Stripper Heels Just Won't Do
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Alert the media! Shauna Sand has traded in her trademark well-worn Hollywood Blvd. Lucite hooker heels for a pair of sensible Melrose Ave. KISS/club kid above the knee platform boot things.
It takes a real woman -- or a drag queen -- to walk in the 37-year-old good mother of three's shoes.
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Colorblind Stars
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These sunglasses don't block the sun -- or the shame -- in each of these celebrities eyes! See which celebs enjoy looking at the world one color at a time.
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OctoMom: Shopping More Than Just a Birth Tape
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Not only did Nadya Suleman get a new home, she's scored some pricey new duds too.
OctoMom recently dropped some coins on a couple of trendy items -- as seen here -- for her appearance on "Dr.Phil." Sources tell us the Octoshopper wore Tory Burch ballet flats that retail for $195 and a blue and white top that costs $228. It's what every mother of 14 on food stamps is wearing on television these days!
So how is she paying for these new threads? Real estate sources tell us Nadya is raking in the dough and getting "$15,000 here and $20,000 there." She's one lucky mutha!
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Michael Stipe: Gnomes the Streets of NYC
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Everybody hurts ... even Michael Stipe.
The destitute chic 49-year-old REM frontman was snapped in NYC on Tuesday, looking for a garden to accessorize and call home.
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David Letterman: Shortie Get Loose
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"Late Show" host David Letterman kept it casual by sporting a lumberjack button down and showing off his man shanks in a pair of shorts in NYC on Tuesday.
The 61-year-old has a leg up on the competition.
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Madonna Dates a Kid, Dresses Like One Too
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Jesus, what is Madonna wearing now?!
Not content with just faux-dating a boy 28 years younger, pop granny Madge, 50, put on her best Avril Lavigne schoolgirl drag as part of the Jewish celebration of Halloween Purim at the Kabbalah center in NYC on Monday.
Oy vey!
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Tiffany I Think We're Full Grown Now
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We're not saying she looked bad at all, but .... when 37-year-old/former mall rat Tiffany decided to rock reeeeaaaallllly tight spandex pants during her performance at Tao in Vegas last night, she should've considered who she'd be standing next to: Younger, hotter chicks in even tighter clothing!
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Aviator Spice
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Wearing the latest in Royal Air Force chic, Lt. General Victoria Beckham was spotted at LAX on Thursday.
With the recession gaining ground, the 34-year-old fashionista is set to join troops on the battle lines of Rodeo Drive and Robertson Blvd.
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Kabbalah-Bling -- Totally Strung Out!
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Once Madonna strapped one on, the little red bracelets became more popular than Ed Hardy shirts at a poser party! Check out who's rockin' the string!
Happy B-Day, Jessica Biel Esq.
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Looking like a corporate litigator arriving to court, Jessica Biel celebrated her 27th birthday with boyfriend Justin Timberlake in NYC last night.
The defense has no case.
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Ice-T's Wife Look at My Cleavage!!!
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Ice-T's wife Coco might be the only person alive who gets mad when you tell her she's not looking like a $5 hooker for a change.
When we pointed out how she was more covered up than usual last night, Coco passionately argued that her shirt was, in fact, "see through."
And she was right.
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Larry Johnson -- Tackled by Own Outfit
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Wearing his nonchalantly contrived top cap to the side, a Kurt Cobain plaid button down, Mr. T necklace, blinged out pink Swatch, Abu Ghraib business casual fatigues and a pair of Kanye West ruby red kicks, Kansas City Chiefs' running back Larry Johnson was sidelined by the fashion police at PURE in Vegas this weekend.
It takes $45 million to look like this.
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Kanye High
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Finally, an explanation re: Kanye's feeble attempt to become the next Arthur Fonzarelli.
The superstar/emotional/ninth-grader was wearing a letterman jacket this week ... now we know it's from Kamaikin High School in Washington.
We're guessing it was a shameless attempt to recruit fans, because students at the school went nuts after seeing the video on TMZ. They made Friday Kanye Day. No word if the school will change its name to Kanye High -- come to think about it....
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Nick Nolte: Dressing Under the Influence?
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Decked out in his finest pajama pants from the Michael Jackson Court Collection, Nick Nolte left Jacko's home away from home -- a Beverly Hills medical building -- on Tuesday.
No mugshots or sleepy airport pics were taken.