Former Queer Eye Star Goes Down. Under.

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Carson Kressley dials it in while strutting his pink man-kini around Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia.

Two phones? Really?

Gabrielle Union Hates the Beach

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Gabby Union showed her disgust at the ugly weather in Miami yesterday during a photo shoot. Bright sunny skies always bring out the worst in people.

Or, perhaps that bird left a little present for Miss Union in her weave. Doesn't he know how much beauticians charge per track?

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Benji Left This Babe for Paris?!

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Believe it or not, Good Charlotte backup singer Benji Madden broke off his engagement with Australian hottie Sophie Monk to start a press tour relationship with well-worn heiress, Paris Hilton. Makeup-clad punk poser say wha?!

Looking sad but gorgeous, Sophie was spotted alone in West Hollywood on Thursday. Paris must have an ex or nine she can introduce her to!

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"Numb3rs" Star Rounds Up

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Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water -- out comes Greasy Bear "Numb3rs" hottie David Krumholtz.

Still sporting a strike beard -- on his chest -- David frolicked in the Hawaiian surf on Wednesday.

We can't all be like John Stamos.

John Stamos: Have Mercy!

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Move over McConaughey, there's a new shirtless hunk on the beach -- John Stamos!

The 44-year-young "E.R." stud was out kayaking in Maui on Thursday. Some things never get old!

Brooke's Boobs Make a Run For It

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It was inevitable that Brooke Hogan's parts would get sick of her singing too.

The Hogan family (sans Hulk, of course) were in Miami Beach over the weekend, where Brooke's cleavage tried to take flight.

It was a safe, but bumpy landing.

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The Claw Don't Lie

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Someone needs a hand job stat! Guess who the celeb owner of this lovely, chip nail laden appendage belongs to.

Crap, She Didn't Even Get Frisked

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Megan Fox was at LAX yesterday. With all the flabby celebs who have been frisked at security lately, it's an American tragedy that Fox didn't have to spread 'em.

Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. Yes, David Silver.

He is one lucky b**tard!

Beckham Goes Topless

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David Beckham took his shirt off in Hawaii today -- and the world is thankful.

Hopefully, that ink is waterproof.

Name That Butt

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In the immortal words of rapper Mos Def, "Ass so fat that you could see it from the front."

Prince Charles Meet Scarlett's Boobs

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His Royal Highness Prince Charles greeted Scarlett Johansson at the London premiere of her new film on Tuesday and was clearly enamored by her natural endowment ... as an actress.

Johansson's co-stars, Eric Bana and Natalie Portman, watched as the Prince stood mesmerized.

Tyson Beckford Crashes on His Fine Ass

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Tyson Beckford is no Spider-Man -- falling on his firm derriere not once, but twice, after trying to swing from some scaffolding last night in New York. Make me a super cast!

Ouch! His Spider-Sense won't be the only thing tingling today.

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One of These Women Was Born a Man!

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Imaginary DNA tests have revealed that one of the following four lovely ladies -- Janice Dickinson, Heidi Fleiss, Calpernia Addams and Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer -- was not born a biological woman. Can you guess which one is a former man?

Bonaduce's 'Little Guy' in Hiding

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After embarrassing photos of Danny's lil' partridge popped up on the net, the redheaded, rehabbed wreck promised he would prove how much of a grower he really is ... in the March issue of Penthouse.

Fortunately, for everyone, he didn't have the balls to do it.

George Michael Is Still a Big Pop Star

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Caught walking in between two cars -- and not slumped over the steering wheel of one -- a beefy George Michael left a London recording studio on Thursday.

Hopefully, his popularity with fans will grow as much as his waist.

Matenopoulos: Check Out My Ass!

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After being asked "who she was wearing," Debbie Matenopoulos gave one photog a grand view of her panties last night, as the TV hostess was literally bent over for him to check out her tag.


Deb assumed a compromising position, and the cameraman found a bit more than he was looking for.

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