Barack Hard Abs
President-elect Barack Obama is still humble enough to do laundry -- ON HIS ABS!
Check out B.O. in Hawaii this weekend. Somehow, the folks over at Bauer Griffin got the pic, despite the 1,400 motorcycles blocking the view.
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Banned Mormon to Church: Yo' Mama!
The creator of a shirtless Mormon Missionary calendar was excommunicated from the church and denied his BYU diploma after publication -- and now that he's out, he's going after Mormon moms for a final "screw you."
Meet the Mormon Muffins -- hot mothers, all active in the church, who love showing skin just as much as they love Joseph Smith Jr.
These stacked mommies took it off for the 2010 "A Taste of Motherhood" calendar. Who knew that magic underwear was so sexy?
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Sly Waxes Brazilian ... on Himself
While in Brazil on Thursday, Sylvester Stallone caught up on the latest news ... about himself.
The 62-year-old is so vein.
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One to Grow On ...
Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.
A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!
Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.
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A-Rod's Cup Is Half Full
While working out in Miami, Alex Rodriguez adjusted his cup and made sure Madonna didn't give Guy Ritchie everything she owns.
Guy may have $75 million, but A-Rod's still got the family jewels.
BTW -- if you like shirtless pictures of tan, muscular men -- make sure to check out the entire photo gallery.
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Man In Speedo Spills Out on Josh Holloway
A guy in a banana hammock is the envy of women (and some men) everywhere -- by being one of Josh Holloway's personal "water dousers" during an extremely wet photo shoot in Hawaii.
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Wardrobe Malfunction Exposes Halle's Berry
It gets nippy in Canada this time of year.
While filming her latest flick in Vancouver, Halle Berry accidentally showed off one of her Oscar-winning talents -- and our friends at Bauer-Griffin happened to be in the right place at the right time.
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Aretha Franklin Oh, Yeaahh!
Here's 66-year-old Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin (left) at a concert in NYC this weekend -- and the infamous Kool-Aid Man (right).
One of them is known for bursting through walls.
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Mickey Rourke Wrestles a Chick's Backside
While walking through Beverly Hills this weekend, 52-year-old reassembled actor Mickey Rourke put a choke hold on his lady friend's ass.
First gays, then Asians and now this woman. Rourke's Offensive Behavior World Tour rages on.
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The Church of Latter Day Studs
With the Mormon Church being blamed, at least in part, for the passing of Prop 8, there's at least one thing everyone can agree on -- their missionaries are hot!
Being excommunicated didn't stop Chad Hardy from producing another Men on a Mission calendar and the photo shoot went down this week in Vegas. Praise Joseph Smith, Jr. ... or at least the bodies of his followers.
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Who's Crackin' Up!?!
Audrina's Body of Work ... Her Body!!!
When Audrina Patridge tried on a two-piece at a Hollywood bikini store yesterday, even a seated Lauren Conrad stared in amazement at her unbelievable hotness.
Thank God pictures don't have sound!
The McConaugheys Are So Plane Looking
Former shirtless wonder Matthew McConaughey and his model family readied to board a flight back to the U.S. from Rio on Wednesday.
The 39-year-old's Brazilian girlfriend, Camila Alves, and son, Levi, make for the cutest carry-on in the world.
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Diddy: Making the Waistband
It's crunch time for Sean "Puff Daddy/P.Diddy /Diddy" Combs.
The 39-year-old put on his best bumble bee workout gear and performed core exercises. The rap mogul knows the one battle you do not want to lose ... is the battle of the bulge.
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Ryan Gosling: Homeless Hottie
Wearing the latest in Goodwill workout wear, a buff Ryan Gosling hit a West Hollywood gym on Tuesday.
No word on how much he can bench -- or if he slept on one!
John Goodman Loses a Few ... Hairs
It's a start ...
BTW -- Good news for all you Achievers* out there; John says he wants to hit up a Lebowskifest one of these days. Mark it awesome, dude.
* = Achievers are people obsessed with "The Big Lebowski." If you've never heard of it, rent it.