Hot Mamas

Jaime and fiance Eric Cubiche celebrated her 30th birthday -- and the return of her old body -- with an '80s glam rock-themed party in Vegas on Friday at PURE nightclub's Pussycat Dolls Lounge. Don't cha wish your mommy was hot like me!

The girls, Taylor, Ilene and Zelda, posed for cameras while promoting their new CD "The Walk." According to their website, they were able to create the album with "the freedom of having no major label ties." How convenient!

Mama bit her lip and carried her boo boo, the cranky Jayden James Federline, away from the ship, while barely managing to keep her babe balanced and boob covered.

Britney also debuted a new weavehider headband, which appears to have been fashioned from an old bicycle tire. Ahoy, y'all!

Brit's up-to-there skirt revealed a pair of black silk panties, which inspired gratitude in paparazzi assigned to photograph the pop mom hot mess.

"Get Back" might be the hoped for comeback tune for Miss B, after two kids, a divorce, various trips to rehab, a head-shaving lark, an unsettling tirade with an umbrella, estrangement from her mother and an unforgettable series of shocking panty pix and crotchographs.

On Wednesday, the, 47-year-old divorced mother of one put on a modest one-piece suit and

jumped into the Hawaiian surf with boyfriend Tom Vitale.

It's alleged that Val has dropped 28 pounds on the diet.

Hunky footballer Brady's baby mama is due this Friday. Oddly, July 20 is also the 27th birthday of Brady's current flame, superpaid supermodel Gisele Bündchen.

That's the way they all became the Brady Bunch!

Exhausted single mother Sheryl Crow, 45, shlepped 12-week-old baby Wyatt to Ischia, in the Gulf of Naples -- and was seen hanging with Hilary Swank and her agent/beau John Campisi.

Motherhood has kept Crow so busy, she hasn't had time to drop the adopted baby weight! A change would do you good!

Naomi was seen yesterday waddling in Los Angeles, looking like she's had just about enough of this seemingly endless pregnancy. Big baby daddy Liev "Huggy" Schreiber, 6'3", better be buffing up to be able to lift this tot!

Miss Watts is rumored to be up for the lead in the remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds." The giant stork bringing this enormous baby is scary enough!

Mix-n-match Gwen Stefani and hubby Gavin Rossdale went to market in their perfectly done outfits -- even baby Kingston's plaid shorts seem to go with what sexy mom and hot dad are wearing.

This Hollaback girl should give Britney a pep talk -- on a number of topics!

The couple welcomed daughter Ruby Raven Reynolds on Friday at 5:00 PM. The little gem weighed 6 pounds and 12 ounces and is 19 inches long, and is name-ready to write romance novels! How convenient!

Congrats and Good Day to the first-time parents!

The naked Jayden is being handed off by the alleged bodyguard/new boyfriend, while Sean waits his turn. It's hard to find bathing suits in Bedrock.

Estranged Granny Lynne was not seen making chipmunk fritters.

Sporting a short black skirt and matching knee high boots, Liv celebrated her 30th birthday in NYC yesterday with musician hubby, Royston Langdon, and their adorable two-and-a-half-year-old son, Milo.

TMZ spotted the family walking from their pad in the West Village to the nearby restaurant Spotted Pig, the proud parents swinging Milo between them as they hoofed it to the restaurant.

Katie Price, better known as Jordan in the UK, gave birth to her first daughter yesterday. The baby was born in a private London hospital and weighed in at 6 pounds, 13 ounces.

Katie and her husband Peter Andre are the stars of the E! reality show "Katie and Peter." Peter is best known for being a pop star in his native Australia. Katie is best known for, well, just look at her!

TMZ snapped the quickly slimmed-down mama leaving Les Deux last night, looking pretty damned hot for someone who, last time we saw her, was so pregnant she'd give Salma Hayek a run for her money.

Milk, does a body good.