Jamie Lynn -- Baby Needs a Home Y'all!
Momma Lynn and baby-with-a-baby were spotted house hunting around Kentwood on Monday afternoon.
Of course, they stopped at the local Sonic for a little snack. Alleged baby daddy Casey "The Pipelayer" Aldridge joined the girls at one of their stops.
Holy Landers -- There's Another One!!
With Judy Landers and her teen daughters taking the day off from stalking cameras outside the Ivy, their aunt -- original Landers sis and former "Dallas" star Audrey Landers -- and her son Daniel picked up the media slack on Tuesday.
While Audrey, allegedly 51, defended her nieces against flak they have recently received, there's one thing that's indefensible -- their heinous Hannah Montana wigs!
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Bardot Passes Baton to Pam
Brigitte Bardot, 1960s sex symbol, is passing the torch to today's bustiest sex icon, Pamela Anderson. Pam is in Paris where she is scheduled to perform Bardot's famous song, "Harley Davidson" at the Crazy Horse.
According to our source, Bardot, 73, has asked that Pam visit the Bardot Foundation Offices to make this year's annual plea to save the seals. Bardot, the original sexy animal activist, has worked on this particular cause for years, but this go-round, she's handing it over to Anderson, a big animal activist and PETA's current Honorary Director.
Mommy and Me: Playboy Edition?
Judy Landers and her girls -- and her daughters -- went out for sushi on Monday, and hinted that we may soon be seeing several generations of Landers ladies in Playboy.
If there's one thing Judy's daughters, Lindsey and Kristy, desperately need to take off -- it's those horrid Hannah Montana polyester wigs!
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Diane Keaton -- Holy S**T, Here Comes The Sun!
Diane Keaton dressed for a sunny Sunday afternoon at Disneyland with her grandson son, Duke. Perfect attire for 75° weather.
Diane looked like she was ready to fight the blizzard, fingerless gloves and all.
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Nicole Richie Transitions to MILF
The transformation is complete. A nearly normal looking Nicole Richie was snapped at a Klipsch speaker event this weekend in L.A., with borefriend Joel Madden. Unmarriage becomes her.
Nicole gave birth to a 6 lb., 7 oz. daughter, Harlow, on January 11. Nicole weighed nearly that much in 2006.
Sweatpants, She Said
A long, long time ago, there was a hot blonde babe making a big splash as the starlet of the moment in 1944's "Gaslight."
And she's still hot! You might know her better as Jessica Fletcher in "Murder, She Wrote." It's 82-year-old Angela Lansbury, bitches, shopping in Santa Monica.
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J.Lo Is HUUUUUGE!
Despite rumors that she was in labor, a very, very, very pregnant and glowing Jennifer Lopez waddled -- wearing couture curtains -- into a NYC fashion show on Wednesday.
Luckily, her water didn't break -- or her stiletto heels!
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Melissa Joan Hart -- Partying for Two
Melissa Joan Hart and her ginormous belly were out partying at Key Club in Hollywood last night. As she left, she complained that her feet were killing her. Well, duh!
Like a good wife, Missy was there supporting the album release of her husband's band, Course of Nature ... but it's not easy lending support when you're ready to pop and being supported by a pair of high heeled boots.
Christina Aguilera Milk Does a Mama Good!
Christina Aguilera and her twins were out yesterday, as the singer signed copies of her new DVD in West Hollywood. She gave birth to a son, and it appears that her girls like the company!
Fans of all ages came out to support Aguilera, who had some massive support of her own, including one young boy -- who appeared to be nervous while in the presence of the huge star. His eyes were uninjured.
Pregnant Gwen Keeps Mum
Rocker mom-to-be Gwen Stefani made her way through JFK on Tuesday, and while she didn't say a word about her newest wombmate -- see if you can spot the earliest signs of a baby bump!
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Brooke Burke Pumps 'Em Out!
Little Miss Heaven Rain Charvet, now one year old, may be expecting a little sister. TMZ caught her pregnant mommy, Brooke Burke, out shopping yesterday at Bel Bambini in Los Angeles.
When asked if she liked pink or blue, her response was "Pink." If she does have a little girl, this would be Brooke's fourth daughter -- her second with current baby daddy David Charvet.
Adam Marooned in Hollywood with Parents
Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine is used to the spotlight, but his parents, not so much. Our cameras caught the singer having dinner at Katsuya in Hollywood with his pops and stepmom.
While his his dad was a little shy with the cameras, Adam's stepmom was more than happy to step into the spotlight.
Gwen & Gavin Goose Each Other
Life for Gwen Stefani, hunkband Gavin Rossdale and their adorable tot Kingston is like a day in the park -- literally!
The Stefani-Rossdales spent a sunny weekend afternoon in London's Regent Park, feeding the geese, pushing lil' Kingston on a swing and -- most importantly -- looking fierce! Hella good!
It's nice to see some pop star marriages don't wind up with monitored visitation, drug tests and being hauled off on a gurney!
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Stone Cold Tired Hot Mess
A clearly exhaustipated Sharon Stone was spotted outside of Taste restaurant in West Hollywood with 7-year-old son Roan -- with Mommy and Me haircuts! Awww!
After what appears to be an unfortunate encounter with peroxide and scissors, Sharon donned one of the hideous furry coats she likes to wear, and a giant purse from the Tippi Hedren QVC collection. Remember Roan and watch for him on TMZ in 2023, when he'll be dating Jamie Lynn's baby.
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Heidi Klum Bears It All
Gorgeous supermom Heidi Klum -- with one of her baby Seals -- put down her Victoria's Secret wings in Aspen earlier this week -- long enough to don a ski cap with bear ears. It's mama bear!
The woman looks good wearing -- or not wearing, as the case may be -- anything!
Frohe Weihnachten, betches!