Jessica Alba Has Emotion Chip Installed
Mama robot Jessica Alba did two unusual things Saturday night when leaving Foxtail with her impregnator, Cash Warren -- she didn't cover her face, and she actually smiled!
It's hard to tell -- but she may have even laughed!
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J.Lo and Marc Anthony's Post Preggo Premiere
For the first time since giving birth to twins last month, J-Lo and baby-daddy Marc Anthony stepped out in NYC -- showing off her twin-less bod.
She did have 'em, right?
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A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 3/9 - 3/15
It was a frightening week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Mary Ann from "Gilligan's Island" was busted with someone else's Mary Jane, Patricia Heaton gave up her belly button for Lint, Angelina put on a couple of baby lbs., Jocelyn "Catwoman" Wildenstein tried to frighten people away from plastic surgery and Angelyne gave us peek of what Paris will look like in the not-so-distant future. Click the pic to check 'em out!
Not scary enough? Take a peek at the pics from last week!
Nicole Richie Busts Out of Hiding
Nicole Richie flaunted her momma-bod at her baby daddy's event last night -- finally ditching that rail-thin look for something a bit more human.
The entire Richie/Madden/Hilton combo pack was in attendance -- plus a couple extra semi-stars to help take the attention away from whatever it was the Madden boys were selling.
Gwen Stefani -- Purrrrfectly Pregnant
Leopard print and pregnant are two words you hate to hear when describing a woman.
That is unless the woman referred to is the almighty Gwen Stefani. Meow!
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Melissa Etheridge Goes Diving
Wearing fins, snorkel and a skimpy bathing t-shirt and shorts, rocker mom Melissa Etheridge waddled on the beach in Hawaii on Thursday.
Melissa looked happy as a clam, spending the day in the sun with her four children and wife Tammy Lynn Michaels.
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Aguilera's Genies Poppin' Out The Bottle
Post-baby Christina is looking mighty healthy -- in the boobage arena! Xtina was out at Villa last night with her hubby Jordan, and has turned into quite the sexpot after having her son in January. Aguilera has been sporting nothing but low-cut tops lately, obviously enjoying her newfound cleavage.
Along with everyone else.
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Kate Hudson Is So NOT Pregnant
After pics surfaced showing Kate Hudson looking a little paunchy in the tummy, rumors swirled that she might be preggers. At a Beverly Hills event last night, a tight and right Kate showed no visible signs of a baby on board.
If she is pregnant, Kate must be wearing industrial strength Spanx!
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Jamie Lynn -- Baby Needs a Home Y'all!
Momma Lynn and baby-with-a-baby were spotted house hunting around Kentwood on Monday afternoon.
Of course, they stopped at the local Sonic for a little snack. Alleged baby daddy Casey "The Pipelayer" Aldridge joined the girls at one of their stops.
Holy Landers -- There's Another One!!
With Judy Landers and her teen daughters taking the day off from stalking cameras outside the Ivy, their aunt -- original Landers sis and former "Dallas" star Audrey Landers -- and her son Daniel picked up the media slack on Tuesday.
While Audrey, allegedly 51, defended her nieces against flak they have recently received, there's one thing that's indefensible -- their heinous Hannah Montana wigs!
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Bardot Passes Baton to Pam
Brigitte Bardot, 1960s sex symbol, is passing the torch to today's bustiest sex icon, Pamela Anderson. Pam is in Paris where she is scheduled to perform Bardot's famous song, "Harley Davidson" at the Crazy Horse.
According to our source, Bardot, 73, has asked that Pam visit the Bardot Foundation Offices to make this year's annual plea to save the seals. Bardot, the original sexy animal activist, has worked on this particular cause for years, but this go-round, she's handing it over to Anderson, a big animal activist and PETA's current Honorary Director.
Mommy and Me: Playboy Edition?
Judy Landers and her girls -- and her daughters -- went out for sushi on Monday, and hinted that we may soon be seeing several generations of Landers ladies in Playboy.
If there's one thing Judy's daughters, Lindsey and Kristy, desperately need to take off -- it's those horrid Hannah Montana polyester wigs!
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Diane Keaton -- Holy S**T, Here Comes The Sun!
Diane Keaton dressed for a sunny Sunday afternoon at Disneyland with her grandson son, Duke. Perfect attire for 75° weather.
Diane looked like she was ready to fight the blizzard, fingerless gloves and all.
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Nicole Richie Transitions to MILF
The transformation is complete. A nearly normal looking Nicole Richie was snapped at a Klipsch speaker event this weekend in L.A., with borefriend Joel Madden. Unmarriage becomes her.
Nicole gave birth to a 6 lb., 7 oz. daughter, Harlow, on January 11. Nicole weighed nearly that much in 2006.
Sweatpants, She Said
A long, long time ago, there was a hot blonde babe making a big splash as the starlet of the moment in 1944's "Gaslight."
And she's still hot! You might know her better as Jessica Fletcher in "Murder, She Wrote." It's 82-year-old Angela Lansbury, bitches, shopping in Santa Monica.
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J.Lo Is HUUUUUGE!
Despite rumors that she was in labor, a very, very, very pregnant and glowing Jennifer Lopez waddled -- wearing couture curtains -- into a NYC fashion show on Wednesday.
Luckily, her water didn't break -- or her stiletto heels!