J. Lo -- More Assletic than You

Published | Updated

Jennifer Lopez has just completed the Nautica Malibu Triathlon in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds. Her ass crossed the finish line a scant three minutes later.

It looks like all it takes to warm J. Lo up to paparazzi is a half-mile swim, an 18-mile bike and a 4-mile jog.

See Also

Spotted: Cougar Queen On Prowl in NYC

Published | Updated

Like a wolf in sheep's clothing, domesticated cougar queen Ivana Trump tried unsuccessfully to go unnoticed ... by wearing a leopard print dress?!

Being married to a boytoy 24 years younger didn't stop the 59-year-old Czech blonde from roaming the wilds of Manhattan last night.

See Also

Heidi Seals the Deal

Published | Updated

Ridiculously cute picture alert: Supermom Heidi Klum and her soon-to-be three-year-old son Henry Günther Ademola Dashtu Samuel at a L.A. park this weekend.

Why can't our moms be like that....

See Also

Naomi Buckles Up ... Her Unborn

Published | Updated

Unwed pregnant non-teen Naomi Watts has figured out how to keep her growing baby bump from sagging -- just belt it.

The 39-year-old showed off her latest maternity accessory while wearing 3D glasses in NYC on Thursday.

See Also

Maybe Parts of Shauna Sand Are 22 ...

Published | Updated

With her gorgeous bottle blonde straw weave, fab East L.A. brows and plump-when-you-cook-'em lips and bosom, Lucite mother of three, Shauna Sand, partied over the weekend to celebrate her 37th birthday -- although she told our photog she was 22.

Shauna's natural beauty is ageless.

She Had Unsafe Sex with Charlie Sheen!

Published | Updated

A day after announcing the pregnancy, Charlie Sheen's third wife Brooke Mueller showed off her growing baby bump while running errands in L.A. on Tuesday.

Brooke is well on her way with her studies at The Denise Richards Fame School for Girls.

See Also

Linda Hogan -- Stretched and Pulled

Published | Updated

Linda Hogan attempted to stay in shape by having her poor personal trainer inappropriately manhandle her 49-year-old bones on the public streets of Santa Monica on Monday.

This is what it takes to look as good as Linda!

See Also

Shia's Mom is From A Galaxy Far, Far Away

Published | Updated

That's not an older version of Princess Leia -- it's Shia LaBeouf's mom, who went to visit her son in Glendale yesterday.

When you're the mother of a Hollywood bad boy, your hair has to wait!

See Also

Gwen Stefani's Water Still Hasn't Broken

Published | Updated

They say the 17th month of pregnancy can be tough.

Gwen Stefani stopped by the hospital for a checkup with hunkband Gavin Rossdale on Thursday. Don't let the stripes fool you ... she really is that big.

The 38-year-old mom-to-be is due any nanosecond.

See Also

Rosie O'Donnell -- Bathing Beauty

Published | Updated

Rosie O'Donnell made a huge splash outside her waterfront Miami home on Thursday, sportin' a sexy two-piece oversized t-shirt and shorts swimsuit.

The 46-year-old mother of four kept her snorkeling gear on as she maneuvered across her deck in a pair of horrendous pink Crocs.

See Also

Baby to Bridget: Where's Daddy?

Published | Updated

Tom Brady's gorgeous baby mama, Bridget Moynahan, and her adorable kiddie, John, stopped by Goldie Hawn's L.A. home on Thursday. And under the category of who knew they were buds? -- that's Goldie's son Oliver Hudson on the right.

Little Johnny turns one next week. How time flies. It seems like just yesterday that Tom left Bridge while she was pregnant with John.

Hayden's Mom -- Seriously Shady

Published | Updated

Hayden Panettiere's mom Lesley tried hiding yesterday under a pair of her best white "Risky Business" sunglasses. The question: What is she hiding?

Lesley was allegedly clocked on the left cheek by her husband during a drunken spat Monday morning. Law enforcement tells us her cheek was bruised.

We're told the case will be referred to the D.A., but after hubby Alan was released from the pokey, we got video of the two of them walking the dog. If Lesley has a change of heart, good luck getting a conviction.

See Also

Britney Bounces Back with Her Boys

Published | Updated

Britney Spears appeared in Bel Air yesterday -- and the popwreck was all smiles during her visitation with sons Jayden James and Sean Preston.

With Grandpa Jamie there too, it seems hospital observations and barefoot bathroom runs are now a thing of the past.

See Also

Jamie Lynn: Baby's Got Her Body Back

Published | Updated

One of the perks of having a child at 17 is that your body bounces back to it's pre-baby weight in no time.

If it weren't for the stroller, you'd never guess that Jamie Lynn Spears was a new mom when she was spotted gettin' some grub with lil' 7-week-old Maddie Briann in Mississippi on Wednesday.

Unwed teen motherhood has its advantages.

See Also

Gwen Stefani: 800 Months Pregnant

Published | Updated

Gorgeous mom-to-be Gwen Stefani has been pregnant for what seems like forever.

The ready-to-pop 38-year-old was snapped in Beverly Hills on Monday and is due any day now.

See Also