Criss & Holly: Lifestyles of the Rich and Classless

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Robin Leach is not amused.

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Federline Throws Gang Signs

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In case he didn't come off as "white enough," K-Fed combined the patented "white man's overbite" with the most mangled westside gang sign on the planet at a club in Vegas last night.

At least he didn't rap.

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Sorry Criss -- No One "Believes"

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Master of delusion Criss Angel is stepping out with his new lady friend -- Holly Madison.

The pair is finally showing everyone the rumors are true, by being nauseatingly affectionate at Angel's opening of his widely panned, not-so-magical show "Criss Angel Believe."

Previously linked to the coat tails of such celebs as Britney and Cameron Diaz, Angel says of Madison, "I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person inside and out."

Wonder if he can make them both poof into thin air ... forever.

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Charlie Sheen's Countdown to Boredom

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Here's Charlie Sheen -- spending his waning days of freedom at Prive Nightclub in Las Vegas. The 43-year-old is about to have his style seriously cramped with twins on the way. Funny ... it didn't slow Hef down.

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Let's See Tina Fey Do This ...

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Club Paradise held it's half-naked, Sarah Palin look-alike contest last night -- where some were hot and others were just a hot mess.

Mini Obama from Jeff Beacher's Madhouse was there too -- and got motorboated. God Bless America!

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Phelps Gets High on $5,000 Pot

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Michael Phelps has a serious chip on his shoulder -- and even more in his pockets.

Captain Speedo is on a serious mission to become a respected world-class poker player ... and he's off to a pretty good start. Phelps hit the poker room at the Bellagio in Vegas the other day, where he strapped on his iPod, cracked open a Bud Lite, and ponied up at a no-limit Texas Hold 'em game.

We're told at one point, Phelps raked in a pot worth around $5,000! But there's more...

Over the weekend, Phelps entered a No Limit tourney at Caesars Palace, where he placed 9th out of 187 entrants. In fact, he did so well, Phelps was even awarded a cheesy gold medallion. Gotta love that.

New Kids Fans Go Nucking Futs

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How did this possibly happen? Last night in Las Vegas, the New Kids arrived at LAX Nightclub to the kind of crowd that used to go bonkers for 'em 20 years ago. Repeat. 20 years ago.

A quote from our guy in Vegas: "In all my years in Vegas, I've never seen such pandemonium over anybody."

Go Shawty, It's Your Sister's Birthday

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It may have been Nicky Hilton's birthday party at Pure Nightclub in Caesars Palace in Las Vegas last night, but you'll never guess who stole the show?

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With Audrina Away The Laurens Will Play

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Lauren Conrad and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth were in Las Vegas for Lo's birthday -- but it also could have been a sneaky way to celebrate that Audrina Patridge is finally out of their house.

Lo threw down at TAO Nightclub for her 22nd b-day -- which isn't actually until Monday.

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Dirty Miss Washington -- Still Into Chicks!

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Elyse Umemoto, Miss Washington 2007, has been laying low since pictures of her flipping off the camera, getting her Beer Pong on, and of course making suggestive girl-on-girl oral sex signs surfaced in July.

So it's kind of ironic that the first time she's spotted out after her controversy was at a Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest in Las Vegas last night. For her part, and sadly, Elyse (left) was one of the few ladies who kept her clothes on.

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Siegfried: I Von't Hang Blaine Out to Dvy

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You'd think a master illusionist would turn on a disgraced rival like David Blaine at the drop of a magic hat ... but not Siegfried.

Not only did the trick turner refuse to critique the world's worst stunt, but he also had nice things to say about Criss Angel?! There's only one explanation -- Angel must be the leader of the deadly Magician's Alliance.

Tony Wonder eat your heart out.

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Jamie Foxx Screws Vegas D-Listers

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Someone needs to remind Jamie Foxx that he won an Oscar ... because for the 785th time this summer, dude did another cheesy Vegas party-hosting gig -- usually reserved for far less talented sell-outs like Paris, K-Fed or Heidi and Spencer.

How do you expect Tara Reid to get a job with an Academy Award winner swooping in on her territory!?

Chuck to Chicks: I'm Part Black ... Eye

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UFC badass Chuck "The Iceman" Liddell might be only guy on the planet who can still pull chicks after getting knocked the hell out on national television.

Vegas gals are a huge fan of Chuck's lumps ... and by the looks of it, Chuck is a huge fan of theirs.

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Vince Doubles Down in LV, Gets Lucky in LA

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Whatever happened in Vegas ... followed Vince Vaughn home! The plump playboy flew into Burbank today with two hotties on his tail. Jackpot!

Our papper tried in vain to get Vin to open up. He didn't, but he was hilarious in defeat.

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Leo DiCaprio -- Hands Off the Merchandise!

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He was surrounded by security at the Bellagio this weekend -- but even they couldn't keep an overzealous fan from grabbing at him as he walked through the casino. Leo wasn't havin' it!

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How Dumb Can She Be?!

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He cheated on her while she was pregnant -- but last night Shar Jackson celebrated her bday with KFed in Vegas.

The pair hung out at Blush nightclub at the Wynn. Who knew he was smarter than her?