Jonas & Kimmel Parental Guidance Required
Nick Jonas is not of legal age to do a lot of things -- and one of them is perform on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" without his parents' approval.
When the Jonas Bros. appeared on the show back in March, Nick had to get his dad's signature on a parental consent form. Since Joe and Kevin are over 18, they were alright without it.
BTW -- Nick got $777.33 for the performance.
OMG! Nick & Miley Are Totally Together!
And the only reason we know for sure is because Joe Jonas opened his mouth and blurted it out on national TV.
The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders were on "Larry King Live" last night when Joe spilled the beans that it's game on for Nick and Miley Cyrus -- ironically blowing it moments before talking about the importance of keeping their relationships "private."
That noise you hear is the sound of tweenage girls sharpening their Hello Kitty pocket knives.
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The evangelical Christian dandy boy banders caused chaos yesterday outside Radio 1 in London.
Get your ear plugs ready.
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We also hear Pet Rocks are the bee's knees.
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Everyone's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers, posed with their biggest fan ... Jesus Christ.
The purity ring clad trio visited the famous Christ the Redeemer statute in Rio this weekend.
Thou shalt not poke fun at the Jonai.
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The New Older Woman in Joe Jonas' Life
Joe Jonas' purity ring is really being tested -- the dandy evangelical Christian boybander stepped out with a leggy brunette that isn't Camilla Belle in Australia on Wednesday.
The 19-year-old hit the town unchaperoned with Lisa Origliasso, 24, of The Veronicas.
Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle and now Lisa -- this guy has "not slept" with a lot of chicks!
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And speaking of.... Justin Gaston was nowhere in sight.
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Despite rumors they broke up, and looking like they stepped out of Hipster Weekly, evangelical Christian dandy boy bander Joe Jonas and his equally overly-accessorized platonic girlfriend Camilla Belle had lunch in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
If they do break up, who will keep the skinny jeans?!
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Joe's 19, Kevin's 21 ... Nick's only 16.
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Jonas Bros. Binge on Coke and Fast Food
Hold on to your purity rings, because members of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Nick and Joe Jonas, were caught putting bad stuff into their bodies: Fast food!
For their penance, the Jonai will have to listen to their music and go one day without skinny jeans.
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Jonas Bro Reaches First Base
Eldest Jonas brother Kevin stole a smooch from his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa while out driving in Beverly Hills last week.
And it went no further.
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Jonas Bro Has Gotta Go
Where's an extra purity ring when you need one?! The eldest member of America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, Kevin Jonas, was forced to use an unsanitary port-o-potty while out at a baseball field in L.A.
Luckily neither the pomade in his hair nor his skinny jeans were injured.
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There is actually something stiffer and less hairy than America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers: Their wax figures.
Just try and pick out the boys from their Madame Tussauds waxen doubles. We dare you!
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