Nurse!

It's been a rough year for Ted -- he was diagnosed with a brain tumor in May, had brain surgery in June and suffered a mild seizure in September.

Tina Fey is finally talking about where that scar on her cheek came from -- and it's anything but funny.

She's never told anyone how she got it, but in Vanity Fair, Fey and hubby Jeff Richmond say it was the result of a "mystery slashing incident" which happened when she was five. "It was in, like the front yard of her house, and somebody just came up, and she just thought somebody marked her with a pen."

The 22-year-old was spotted in Pasadena on Wednesday, with two of his fingers wrapped in a splint.

The 38-year-old face-pounder wiped out while trying to beat up some waves in Hawaii this weekend.

By the way, looks like Chucky's gone up a class or two from light heavyweight.

There's a buzz that Ed McMahon had a heart attack and was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A.

Part is true and part isn't. We've learned over the weekend McMahon experienced shortness of breath and was taken to Cedars. Doctors were concerned enough to put Ed in the Cardiac Unit, where he was monitored. They determined he did not suffer heart problems.

Here's what happened. Ed, like many others in L.A., suffered from choking smoke -- the result of the multiple fires in the L.A. area. He had respiratory issues that had symptoms similar to a heart attack. But no heart attack for Ed.

Ryder spent only an hour or so at a hospital in London after she complained of illness during her flight from LAX. There was no priority landing and she felt fine by the time the plane touched down, but medics were waiting for her upon landing and transported her immediately to the hospital.

Proceeds go toward a lost cause.

The single mother of two let it all hang down as she visited the construction site of her new L.A. home.

Pass a support beam, please!

Neither one ever played the Joker.

We're just sayin'.

Interestingly, the pregnant "father" kept mum on all baby-related questions.