Paparazzi Video

The potty-mouthed bounty hunter posed for a multi-cultural photo op with the jurassic singers backstage at a Christmas concert in Honolulu on Tuesday -- but apparently forgot to put on sunscreen before he left the house.

Doesn't he live in Hawaii?

She alighted at Butter the other night, and, even though it was freezing, just had to doff her coat before entering the club. She then played it like a princess, commanding some guy to cough up money for the flower man, and the doorman to "let everybody in."

Across town at Social nightclub, Hillary Clinton threw a more understated get together where...well, let's just say there was no problem finding a parking spot. *crickets*

As the 38-year-old man candy signed autographs and crossed the street, a fan in heat is heard screaming, "Gerry, you're a sexy bitch." Without skipping a beat, Butler responds, "I know."

How could he not?!

Lohan was chowing down at Il Sole Friday night with guy in a beanie -- she planted two smooches on him during dinner. But talk about a buzz kill -- Lindsay also invited 14-year-old pap Austin to dine with them.

Is Lindsay off the market? Watch the video and decide for yourself.

At Mel C.'s acoustic show in L.A. on Thursday, pouty-faced Spice moms Mel B and Victoria Beckham arrived, alongside their respective husbands/handlers, with no time for their waiting fans or photographers. They'll be nice to you for $119.50, plus Ticketmaster fees!

The Spice Girls tour is worth the price of admission -- just to see Posh crack a smile.

Also out in the Apple: Kate Hudson, (the real) Michael Stipe, and Rosario Dawson hit up the Dolce & Gabbana men's fragrance launch party.

He emerged from a Dolce & Gabbana fragrance event last night, and when he spotted our camera guy, asked, "You wanna get all the drunk people coming out, huh?!" Not just drunk people. But yes, drunk people, too.

The staggering surfboy and Brazilian bombshell Camilla Alves were at the Dolce & Gabbana fragrance launch last night, and he took his own sweet time getting into his car. While he dispatched his female guests just fine, while speaking what sounded like Portuguese, something overtook him as he tried to seat himself.

Perhaps it was brain freeze. Perhaps not.

While the popwreck was driving around town with some mystery dude, her trusty cousin assistant sidekick Alli Sims picked up the slack and set off a snapstorm of her own last night outside of Hyde Lounge in Hollywood. Way to ride them thar coattails, y'all!

Heading home after a night on the town with fellow exhausted Brit wrangler Sam Lufti, the aspiring songbird stopped to sign her very first autograph.

Is she, like ... a celeBRITy now?

While making a quick getaway Tuesday afternoon in his shiny white Bentley, the former wiseguy and papa of five told TMZ he plans to spend his holidays trying to settle the nasty dispute that's left TV viewers in rerun Hell. See, Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus!

Also in LA: Tim Meadow jaywalked, Josh Brolin and Diane Lane rode in style and Mrs Chow went into Mr. Chow. (Get your mind out of the gutter!)

Probably a lot like this guy -- her current paramour, whose name we didn't catch -- who tried to pry Ale away from an eager fan as they slid out of Butter and into a waiting cab.

Also in L.A.: Paris Hilton returned to Hyde, rocker Joe Walsh signed autographs at Il Sole, and cranky celebuspawn Scott Caan showed off his classic ride.

Tony made his way through LAX on Sunday after spending the weekend with Jess on the left coast. While TMZ got the first video of the couple as they left Love Field in Texas on a private jet over the weekend, it looks like Tony was forced to fly commercial without her.

Just six weeks ago, Tony signed a $67.5 million contract with the Dallas Cowboys. Loosen the purse strings a little, will ya?

The Grammy-winning crooner was leaving the Waverly Inn in New York last night with gal pal Minka Kelly, when one photog (not, by the way, a TMZ guy) asked John about the famous song -- then proceeded to sing it. Mayer lashed back at the lensman, "Do you see that I am with a woman? Wow, that's terrible."

That last sentence applies to both the photographer's question -- and his singing.