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It's unclear whether the beer glass that mangled Vinnie Jones' face was half-empty or half-full -- but dude seemed pretty indifferent about his insanely bloody brawl when blindsided by questions while out with his wife yesterday.

Shania Twain was lookin' damn good yesterday in NYC -- but we're more concerned with the dude who inconspicuously kept three steps behind her at all times.

Mos Def showed up in one of the 49 states he doesn't have a warrant out for his arrest in Thursday night -- and he still wasn't loving the idea of anyone making money off his image but him.

One autograph hunter needed a Bale-out last night -- when he got in the Dark Knight's way. You never mess with the Batman when his wife is waiting...

For Britney and her Southern fried fam, the most exciting part of FAO Schwarz in NYC wasn't the kick ass Muppet Whatnot Workshop or the dudes dressed as toy soliders -- it was the down escalator.

Don't expect Britney Spears to join in any reindeer games this Christmas -- Santa's #1 fog light has nothing but toxic feelings for the comeback kid.

It's not easy being green -- but it's a helluva lot of fun being Grier, Brooke Shields' daughter.

Nicole Kidman finally brought her daughter Sunday Rose out into the public, and we're wondering what took so long -- she's adorable!

Just what the world needs... little annoying, blonde, jobless kiddies running around.

No, that's not a rag doll in Ahnuld's hands -- but given the way the kid was getting thrown around at a Christmas tree lot this weekend, you'd never know it.

Some celebs worry about having too much junk in the trunk -- not Helen Mirren, she just is the junk in the trunk.

Ted Kennedy spent the weekend at the Kennedy Compound in Hyannis Port, MA with his son Patrick -- using the assistance of a cane and golf cart to get around.

Madonna and A-Rod destroyed their marriages and broke up their families with their alleged affair, but the only problem Jurassic Joan sees is that they had the audacity to fly private to Miami.

Matt Sorum left Guns N' Roses back in 1997 -- and the drummer didn't seem to care that he missed out on recording "Chinese Democracy" a scant 11 years later.

After slipping down 40 feet of stairs in Monaco, bandaged Jesse Metcalfe is back on two feet -- and the only thing that appears to be hurting is his career.

Robert Pattinson was caught lighting up between drinks at the Chateau Marmont -- but unlike his pipe-hittin' co-star Kristen Stewart, Robert didn't need to go to a headshop to blow his smoke.