Victoria Models: You Bums Are Blocking Our Shot

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A group of paps were ready for a gaggle of half-nude Victoria's Secret model to hit Miami Beach last week, when lo and behold, three reality television stars showed up to do what they do best: Steal the spotlight.

Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari were conveniently beachside before the VS crew on Friday -- when they were asked to leave the real estate by security so the real models could get to work, according to the NY Daily News.

But the damage was done -- as you can see by the photo on the left.

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It's Just Not Fair

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Hugh Jackman at Bondi Beach in Sydney.

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Brody Lei's Really Hot Playmate

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Brody Jenner whisked his Playmate GF Jayde Nicole away to Hawaii, and it looks like he's definitely enjoying the sights ...

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Owen Wilson Pales in Comparison

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For Halloween, Owen Wilson went as a ghost.

The translucent 39-year-old hit the beach in Maui this weekend with a considerably tanner mystery babe.

He's white hot.

Sienna and Balthazar -- No Nudes is Good Nudes

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Scandalicious Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty went on another ridiculous getaway off the coast of Italy this weekend -- and kept their clothes on the entire time!! At least in public...

When Cool Met Cooler

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Gavin Rossdale and Pierce Brosnan went paddleboarding in Malibu this week.

It's a hard knock life.

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Serena Williams Handles the Swell

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The only thing more powerful than Serena Williams' backhand ... is her backside. While surfing in Hawaii with her man Common, Serena showed off why she's really the number one seed.

McConaughey -- Get Off My Sweaty Back!

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Surprise, surprise - after a half mile swim, biking 18 miles and running another four, Matthew McConaughey was in no mood to face the paparazzi.

Maybe he was just pissed he lost out to "Bachelor" Andy Baldwin.

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Picture This -- Polaroid Party House Up for Sale

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The Polaroid Beach House in Malibu has been a summer mainstay for celeb-filled parties for years, but now the Malibu property is up for grabs to whomever can cover its monster price tag.

The beach house is located at Carbon Beach in the 'Bu -- where Paris, Lohan and even the Hoff have taken part in the sponsored bashes -- and it just hit the market for a cool $32 million.

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Sienna Keeps Top On, Married Men Off

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Lucky for Sienna Miller, she can hop on a plane to Ibiza, kick back on a yacht and pretend she's not a "homewrecker" over the whole Balthazar Getty fiasco.

Getty -- a married father of four -- on the other hand...

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Adrian Grenier: I Gave My Love a Cherry...

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Just like 10 million broken-hearted frat boys before him, Adrian Grenier -- who just split with Isabel Lucas -- took his six-string beachside to woo some girls with songs about his vulnerable heart.

Mariah to Staff: Dry Me, Bitches!

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Toweling off Mariah Carey is a full-time job.

After going for a swim off a private yacht in Capri on Wednesday, Mimi had a team of towel boys and girls on hand to dry her crazy bones. Isn't that Nick Cannon's job?

Just like babies, invalids and the elderly, a diva must be properly taken care of.

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Did Jamie Foxx "Not See" the Swastika?

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Uh ... maybe Jamie Foxx should inspect his rental board the next time he goes sponging in Hawaii.

It's almost as offensive as his swim cap.

Big Ass Wave Takes Down Kim K

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The surf got the best of Kim Kardashian in Cabo on Wednesday.

It takes a serious force of nature to take down a booty like that.

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Bar Refaeli Is a Hot Piece in a Two-Piece

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What can possibly be said about these photos of Leo DiCaprio's gal Bar Refaeli frolicking in the surf in Saint-Tropez? Just try not to drool on your keyboard.

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Ryan Phillippe's Stiff Board

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Oh daddy! Ryan Phillippe is giving McConaughey a run for his surf hunk money.

Who wouldn't want to help Ryan rub on some sex wax?