The Hills

But TMZ caught Brody leaving the Hollywood hotspot last night with two hotties and buddy Frankie Delgado -- but Frankie refused to get in the passenger seat of the car because he didn't like the look of the driver.

Brody took off, leaving his sidekick on the sidewalk. Dude!

Blasting a track from her meagerly-anticipated debut CD from her car outside of Koi, Heidi Montag did a very, very, loose Mariah Carey impression and failed miserably -- as Spencer could only watch in what can only be described as horror. "The Hills" are not alive with the sound of Heidi's soprano!

No word on whether her insistence on wailing at the wedding contributed to the event's cancellation.

El Brodo brought his Jen-tourage, including business partner Jared Najjar, to Mixx nightclub at the Borgata in Atlantic City, and TMZ got him shouting out to us -- and our managing editor, Harvey Levin -- as he entered the club.

Later, we obtained footage of Brody slamming the sticks and showing off his percussive prowess -- with the usual retinue of fetching young women all up in his face.

An MTV insider tells us that America's favorite couple, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, have come to their collective senses and called off their impending nuptials (which were never going to happen anyway) ... for now. As for their relationship, they're still together ... for now. At least until season four!

What's that you say? We had you at Speidi?

Details, as they will no doubt say, to follow ...

The pair hugged and kissed as they perused the tree selection, while "Feliz Navidad" played in the background. Cue the fake snow! (And can someone please tell Heidi it's 75 degrees in LA. No scarf necessary.)

Do they live inside a snow globe, too?

Not only would the club not make room for Audrina and her friends, who had just attended a show next door at the Laugh Factory, but a passerby called her "LC" -- her more famous "Hills" co-star. OMG!

BTW, Audrina was, like, totally cool about it.

Super-duper couple Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were walking to their car Friday night, and if they thought it would be a quiet, romantic stroll through the streets of Santa Monica -- they were dead wrong.

... because everyone knows "The Hills" isn't fake.

Cameras swarmed H&M in L.A. as LiLo shopped, with Lindsay fighting to get through a wall of photogs when she made her exit.

LC & Audrina ... not so much.

Hey Guys,

Lauren here with the latest from My Mobile Life.

It's barely November, but this week, my family and I got together to shoot pictures for our annual Christmas card! This time, my mother, father, brother, sister and I gathered in Laguna Beach to get the perfect yuletide shot.

Each year we pick a color theme for the photo. This time we decided on navy and white. It was a lot of fun to pose with my family, but it was particularly cold that day, so I was freezing! Just like Christmas in the rest of the country!

I hope everyone had a safe and fun Halloween.

Until next time!

TMZ caught Conrad and Patridge at Les Deux last night for "The Hills" Halloween party, where the two showed up as a sexy-suited sailor and an '80s "Like a Virgin" Madonna.

While Audrina had no problem showing off her costume before hopping into a limo, LC hid in a valet booth as she waited for her car. Ahoy!

It's Lauren with the latest from My Mobile Life.

Last week, Audrina and I went to the KIIS-FM Homecoming concert in Los Angeles. We introduced Ryan Seacrest at the show! The concert was a lot of fun, and we got to hear some great musical acts like Timbaland. Unfortunately, we missed Gwen Stefani's performance because we had to leave early for a Halloween party. The funny thing was that everyone got picked up and dropped off in Escalades, but Audrina and I were driven in a minivan! Not the hippest car -- but we rocked it out anyway!

Oh, and this week, Audrina is hosting a Halloween party at Les Deux. She's going as Madonna during her "Like a Virgin" era, while I'm going as a sailor. Should be a blast!

On a more serious note, my family's former cabin near Lake Arrowhead was lost in the wildfires that ravaged Southern California. We no longer owned it -- but my parents sold it to a friend of the family and the house was furnished with all our old stuff. We were lucky that no one was hurt. So many people in Southern California had to evacuate, and over 2,000 people lost their homes. Thankfully, firefighters worked hard, and by the time this posts, the fires should all be out!

If you want to pitch in and help, The American Red Cross is the best place to start. You can log onto redcrossla.org or call 1-800-help-now (1-800-435-7669). They need donations and volunteers.

Thank you!

xoxo,

TMZ cameras caught the crew filming an upcoming episode of the show, as Audrina Patridge and her on-again-off-again douchebag boyfriend, Justin Bobby, got into a screaming match near the club's main entrance. Audrina can be seen giving Justin the double-barrel salute as she screams, "He doesn't even have the balls to come and talk to me!"

After Audrina retreated to the parking lot -- sans Justin -- the MTV crew sprinted after her -- happy that something interesting actually happened on the often stare-filled show.

Photographers snapped LC and Whitney -- and a few of their closest "Hills" production staff friends -- enjoying lunch on Thursday. Pretend we're not here!

It's just like a documentary -- and wrestling, Jerry Springer and infomercials!

Hey Guys,

It's Lauren with the latest from My Mobile Life.

I had some down time this week, so my friend and I enjoyed a day of lunching and shopping. Aren't those days the best?! Before we could begin our retail therapy, we stopped off for a little boost at a coffee shop. With our energy up to par, we decided to hit up the Virgin Megastore for some DVDs.

Since I don't have cable -- shh! don't tell MTV -- I wanted to pick up the latest season of "Entourage" to see what I've been missing. I also wanted to get "Knocked Up" -- the movie that is! It's such a funny film and knew I had to get the extras with extended and deleted scenes.

With my movie-watching needs met, it was time to catch up on magazines. Working at "Teen Vogue," it's important to see what the other mags have in their issues.

I have to run now and check out all my new purchases.

xoxo,