Prince Harry's BUTT NAKED billiards party was just a small part of his wild weekend in Las Vegas -- he was also hanging with Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte! So, we got Ryan on the phone to find out what it's like getting the royal treatment on the Strip.
Plus, you gotta hear what Buckingham Palace said when we told 'em about the Harry pics.
Also, LL Cool J's awesome take down of an intruder in his home -- badass move or stupid risk to take? And Jerry Springer comes in to celebrate a big anniversary with us! We promise ... no tossed chairs or angry baby mamas. No more than usual.
Kanye West, Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey would give "American Idol" the most star studded -- and expensive -- TV judge panel ever ... but will it work with 3 huge egos?? It could be awesome ... or an awesome implosion. We'll discuss.
Plus, you buying LeBron James' new Nike sneakers for $315? Harvey's outraged, but Evan says they're works of art!
Also, how did Lindsay Lohan end up on the scene of a crime -- again?!! Wait till you hear what was going on inside the all-night rager ... before police showed up.
Tony Scott's suicide stunned celeb friends -- like Tom Cruise -- and also dozens of people who saw him plunge from a bridge. We'll tell you what we learned about Tony's death from law enforcement sources and the witnesses.
Plus, Condoleeza Rice gains membership to Augusta National Golf Club ... the infamously exclusive home of The Masters. It might seem like a giant leap forward for women, but Harvey thinks the change is disingenuous. What do you think?
Also, President Obama's flaunting his friendship with George Clooney ... again. Could it come back to bite him in the ass on election day?
We finally found the photo evidence -- VP candidate Paul Ryan really is ripped ... but is he jacked enough to elect? Or are you like McKayla Maroney ... unimpressed? Voters weigh-in on the topless pic.
Plus, Michael Phelps could get stripped of his Olympic medals ... all because a Luis Vuitton ad came out too early? Sound ridiculous? That's because it is, and a couple of Olympians called in today to talk about it.
Also, students with concealed weapons are not only allowed to roam the University of Colorado, Boulder -- they're even getting their own special living arrangements! And this is all going down just over an hour away from Aurora, CO ... where James Holmes opened fire. We're puzzled ... how 'bout you?
Kristen Stewart's taken the lion's share of the blame for the cheating scandal with Rupert Sanders -- so, is that fair? Should the older, married, responsible guy be taking more heat?
Plus, Halle Berry's child custody trial begins -- and will Salma Hayek's plea to the court be enough to get Halle clearance to take Nahla to France ... away from Gabriel Aubry? We've got details from court.
And Vanessa Bryant sure sounds like the new Marie Antoinette. Her comments about expensive handbags ... and only marrying a guy who wins championships divided the TMZ newsroom. Kobe Bryant better listen closely to this convo!
Unlike their marriage, Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian's divorce will NOT be a quickie. Their lawyers squared off in court today, and there were some clear hints KH and/or his lawyers want to drag this out to a very painful end.
Plus, Hillary Clinton to the rescue? Harvey thinks President Obama's about to 86 Joe Biden, and enlist Hill as VP. Will she be the x-factor in a tight election?
And, USA soccer superstar Abby Wambach partied with her gold medal around her neck -- while swimmer Tyler Clary kept his under wraps. Cooler to hide it or flaunt it? Tyler calls in to talk medal etiquette.
Evelyn Lozada filed for divorce from Chad Johnson today -- a mere 41 days after their marriage ... and 3 days after his arrest for domestic battery. Chad's finally apologizing, but will it be enough? We have details from Evelyn's camp.
Plus, V.P. candidate Paul Ryan is about to put our theory to the test -- that looks matter way more than actual issues. And wait till you see how the theory stacks up in every Presidential election since JFK.
Also, Phoenix Mayor Greg Stanton calls in ... fresh off his brutal pickup game with some WNBA players -- busted nose and all!
Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's honeymoon is definitely over -- with his new wife, Evelyn Lozada ... and with his new team. But did the Dolphins jump the gun in firing the ex-NFL star -- and did Evelyn give Chad the green light to cheat in the first place?
Plus, Montel Williams calls in to defend Jack Osbourne ... after NBC dropped Jack from its reality show, "Stars Earn Stripes." Does Jack's MS diagnosis really mean he can't handle physical challenges? Montel says that's BS ... and he's the proof.
Also ... how we unveiled Paul Ryan's six pack secret! If Mitt Romney thinks Ryan's good looks are gonna get him elected ... he might be right. You gotta see one young voter's reaction on Skype!
Mariah Carey screwed up by releasing her new single BEFORE her new gig as an "American Idol" judge, and now it's bombing. We think she should've followed the Jennifer Lopez blueprint -- but you gotta hear the caller, who claims he worked with Mimi, explain why he thinks she's got a rough road ahead.
Plus, Usain Bolt -- who runs short distances in a very short time -- calls himself the greatest athlete ever! Most people ain't buying it ... but Charles, our Jamaican apologist, thinks Bolt might have a point.
Plus, Mark Zuckerberg loses his shirt ... and we're not talking about Facebook's plummeting stock. Is Zuck starting to reveal his wild side?
Olympic gymnast Danell Leyva earned a Bronze medal in London -- but he's just as proud of those semi-nude photos of his bod that were "leaked" to the Internet. Danell called in ... and told us his plan to make the most of the controversy. Can you say, Kim K?
Plus, Liberty Ross is sending a strong message to Kristen Stewart and her cheating husband Rupert Sanders. She's shoving it in their faces -- and we know why, ultimately, Liberty's gonna win BIG!
Also, that Belgian Olympic cyclist who got booted from the Games after a night of heavy, HEAVY drinking ... got screwed ... according to Harvey, anyway. What do you think -- did he disgrace his country, or was he just doing what every other kid does at the Olympics?
Joan Rivers is the "white Rosa Parks" ... so says Joan Rivers. She calls in to talk about her insane, hilarious, and GENIUS protest against Costco for banning her book -- and how she turned the company's censorship into a lucrative publicity stunt.
And, Kanye West calls Kim Kardashian the "perfect bitch" -- causing the newsroom to bitch about whether it's ever okay to calls a woman the b-word. (Get ready to hear the word bitch a lot.)
Olympic superstar Ryan Lochte says he was genetically-engineered to kick ass on "Dancing with the Stars" -- telling TMZ Live ... it's in his DNA to compete ... but that's just ONE of the many reasons he wants to do the show.
And, think "midget wrestling" is offensive? We talk to the little person who country star Zac Brown bowled a strike with ... and he adamantly disagrees ... you gotta hear why.
Plus, is Nivea out of its mind for dropping Rihanna for being too sexual? Some people in newsroom actually agree with the ballsy move.
Comedy Central knew Jeff Ross was going to make tasteless jokes at Roseanne's roast -- then acted horrified when he cracked one about the "Dark Knight" massacre. We're calling BS on the network.
And, Stephanie Pratt's boyfriend got the street justice he deserved after running over a cop's foot.
Plus, Brad Pitt's stunt double -- somebody get this guy some decent clothes.
Some people think NBC dissed Olympic sweetheart Gabby Douglas by airing a promo with a monkey doing gymnastics. Was this racism ... or is everyone just getting way too sensitive?
Plus, the story we broke -- 'Bachelorette' star Kasey Kahl busted and accused of dishing out a nightclub beating while high on paint thinner! You gotta hear Kasey's explanation for this crazy arrest.
And Cuba Gooding Jr.'s run-in with a bartender -- cops are dropping the whole thing, but our video of the incident raises some new questions.
Katherine Jackson wants the judge to know ... she's a competent guardian for Michael Jackson's children -- and to prove it she spelled out the details of her strange journey to Arizona last month. Question is ... are you buying her NEW version of the story?
Plus, Miley Cyrus became the latest victim of "swatting" -- we'll explain how cops are trying to catch the creep who falsely reported an armed hostage situation at Miley's house.
And, is Jessica Simpson's weight loss program working? The latest shots of Jess sparked a battle in the news room ... over her figure, and her fashion choices.
While prosecutors decide whether James Holmes will face the death penalty -- one of his victim's has already made up her mind. Carli Richards tells us what she saw in the theater that night ... and what she wants to see happen to 'Holmes.
Plus, Kanye West looking like an ordinary tourist ... zip-lining with Kim Kardashian in Mexico! Is life with Kim sucking all the cool outta Yeezy?
Also, Justin Bieber gets his ass beat by Michael Madsen! Ok, it's a music video ... but still fun to watch. Michael called in, and you gotta hear what he said about the Bieb's fight scene skills.
