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Machine Gun Kelly is the "nastiest buzzard ever" -- and if you're confused by what that means ... get in line. But we're betting it has something to do with MGK spitting liquor into a fan's mouth.

Prince Harry clearly sucks at strip billiards -- but at least he had enough family pride (and jewels) to pay off his bet, and get naked when he lost. Not sure the Queen will see it that way, but ...

Avril Lavigne and Nickleback singer Chad Kroeger better be really happy about their engagement -- 'cause everyone else is pissed! Something about really bad songs being stuck in their heads?

You'd think Kate Upton could NEVER walk down the street without being noticed -- but she actually did a pretty bang-up job of hiding her curves in NYC. Damn sports bras!

Mariah Carey: "Hello, who's calling Mariah?"
American Idol: Hi, Ms. Carey! Sorry to bother you, but we umm ... well, we want the much younger Nicki Minaj to sit next to you at the judges' tab--((dial tone)) Hello? Hello??

Mike Tyson versus Muhammad Ali ain't your typical hot topic for women, but what is typical is Harv getting schooled on sports -- by a chick. Awesome!

James Gandolfini tackled the mother of all political debates: Abraham Lincoln or George Washington ... who'd kick whose ass? Let the $1 bill versus $5 bill battle royale begin!

It's the photograph our staffers have been working 'round the clock to find -- Paul Ryan shirtless ... and it's finally here!!! So why is our fearless leader so disappointed?

Rapper 2 Chainz confused the hell out of everyone -- by wearing a cunning disguise of THREE chains around his neck. It's like we don't even know him anymore.

Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa says she can only be with a man who wins championships ... and if you think that makes her sound like a gold digger -- we agree. Well, some of us do.

Taylor Swift has a habit of trashing exes in song ... including her new #1 hit -- so who's crazier? Taylor or the dudes who keep dating her? Harvey is definitely leaning one way on this.

If you don't have $10 million, and you're looking for some people to hate from a distance -- you're gonna love (to hate) the super brats on "Rich Kids of Instagram." You're welcome.

Latin superstar Luis Miguel's face turned shockingly white due to sudden loss of spray tan -- a growing problem for tanaholics everywhere ... some right here at TMZ. Allegedly.

Good news and bad news for Will.i.am -- the bad news ... he misplaced his one-of-a-kind, $700,000 car. The good news ... it's way too ugly for someone to have stolen it.

Bruce Jenner is calling radishes on Usain Bolt's "greatest athlete of all-time" title -- claiming Bolt can't hang in the only TRUE test of athletic skill ... the big D! And no, that doesn't stand of dressage.