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Electrofunk badasses Chromeo were thrust into the middle of one of the greatest mysteries in the universe -- Hall or Oates ... who's cooler? And, yes ... mustaches matter.

Pour some liquor out for the oak tree that bravely stopped Tiger Woods' Escalade the night his scandal exploded -- because it has died. And no ... Elin did not chop it down with a 9-iron.

Ice-T and Coco have no known disabilities -- but their bulldog Spartacus was given the "service dog" treatment at LAX airport. Hmmm ... so what kinda service does ole Sparty provide anyway?

Kiefer Sutherland knows a thing or two about partying -- which is why we asked him about the secret to curing hangovers ... especially around the holidays when he busts out one awesome tradition.

"Punky Brewster" star Soleil Moon Frye finally learned the fate of her co-star pooch, Brandon -- a TMZ staffer's family adopted him! But, uhh -- about that reunion, Soleil ...

Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel will always be together now -- whether he likes it or not -- thanks to her new tattoo ... which, it turns out, also links her to TMZ's Max!?! Rad.

Ray J -- the other person featured in the Kim Kardashian sex tape -- says he "absolutely" wants the footage off the market ... but claims it's worth WAY MORE than $30 million.

As TMZ first reported, a mystery buyer has contacted Vivid Entertainment looking to purchase the rights to the tape so they can make it go away forever.

Kim Kardashian dragged new hubby Kris Humphries along to tape her reality show in NYC and you could almost see him thinking ... "What have I gotten myself into?" Or maybe we're just projecting that on him.

Nikki Gomez -- one of the stars on the new reality show "Big Sexy" -- knows what the best part of waking up after sex is -- and it ain't a cup o' joe. No, Nikki's a woman with good taste.

"Twilight" star Kellan Lutz fine tunes his ridiculous physique with a ridiculous workout ... in a PLAYGROUND! We can all agree -- monkey bars were NEVER put to better use than this.

All LeBron James did was say two little words about the NBA lockout -- but that was enough to spark a HUGE battle between Harvey and Charles. No ... apparently we can't all get along

Heiress Petra Ecclestone blew part of her billions having a MULTI-million dollar wedding -- while Facebook genius Mark Zuckerberg spent his on dog poop bags! So which filthyrichionaire is REALLY living the life?

Boxing champ Victor Ortiz is about to battle Floyd Mayweather -- so what better way to intimidate than modeling banana hammock undies?? Luckily, Ortiz is equipped for the job.

The only way "Sweet Caroline" could be any sweeter is if the great Stevie Wonder was singing it -- and this week at LAX, Stevie made it happen. BAH! BAH! BAH!

"Anchorman" star David Koechner learned a GREAT lesson on the streets of Hollywood last night ... baseball is one hell of aphrodisiac!!!

While American soap operas are tanking -- Telenovelas are bigger than ever ... and it's all thanks to a constant influx of sexy, young, love makers like Eduardo Yanez. No offense, Susan Lucci.