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Kristin Cavallari is now eating for 2 ... or maybe 3 or 4 -- because she spent FIVE grueling hours at a Cheesecake Factory last night! Then again, she could just be working.

Jennifer Hudson's son might be the coolest kid in Hollywood -- and he's definitely the best judge of comedy -- because he totally owned our camera guy for attempting some jokes ... bad jokes.

Courtney Love accusing The Muppets of rape -- because of their cover of a Nirvana song -- is one thing. But naming Kermit the prime suspect?! Typical ... always blame the green guy.

Former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker is raising his kids vegan -- inexplicably depriving them of delicious chemicals, pesticides and hormones! Oh, the horror.

Rihanna's latest see-through top is an obvious cry for attention -- one that deserves an intense, thorough scientific investigation conducted by a qualified PhD. Yep, we have one of those!

Believe it or not -- Robert De Niro is somewhere in this photo from a club in Atlanta ... and you've only got 15 seconds to find him. Good luck.

"Celebrity Apprentice" contestant Aubrey O'Day must like extra spicy salads ... because she lets her dogs -- and their dirty little butts -- sit ON THE TABLE at restaurants. Bad, Aubrey, bad.

The viral campaign against Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony is simple -- make him so famous for his evil ways, someone will take him down. So, here's our contribution ... the "Get Kony" song!

Nirvana/Foo Fighters superstar Dave Grohl's millions of record sales and Grammys ... all pale in comparison to the kick ass alley named after him in Ohio. Okay, maybe not.

Actress Korrina Rico handled the hottest hypothetical question ever -- which two chicks would she choose to be stranded with ... on a place we like to call Lesbian Island?

NFL great Peyton Manning was all choked up after the Colts axed him -- but he can take comfort in knowing he's not the first pro jock to bawl like a baby. Altogether now ... waaauughhh!!

Billy Zane is far too qualified for an intellectual convo about a Japanese briefcase/portable toilet -- but luckily we have a newsroom full of people ready to talk tech ... well, most of 'em are.

Snooki's pregnant AND sporting a massive rock -- which can only mean her "Jersey Shore" spin-off show is headed in one frightening direction ... a "Big Fat Fugazi Italian Wedding."

Now that a Tupac Shakur musical is in the works -- we laid down a few new tracks for the production that 'Pac would dig. Rodgers & Hammerstein, however ... would be terrified.

Before "Teen Mom" Jenelle Evans' latest arrest -- she took a well-deserved break from beating up chicks, smoking weed, and attempted parenting ... by shopping at Louis Vuitton! We wish we were kidding.

Jaleel White -- aka Steven Urkel from "Family Matters" -- is still so loaded that he drives a $200,000 car ... proving once and for all that it's totally worth him being called Urkel for the rest of his life.