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Nick Cannon hit the club in Jamaica, and had chicks lining up to grind him into submission on the dance floor.

Now, Nick wasn't just having sexy fun island times. He was working. Hard. On a movie ... which no one's gonna believe after seeing this video.

For months there have been rumors Rihanna and Leo DiCaprio were hooking up, but never any hardcore proof. Well, here's the photographic evidence from inside her recent birthday party!

Yeah, they were both all over each other -- but, for some reason, only one got tagged as "clingy." Hmmm...

The heist of Lupita Nyong'o's Oscar dress went oh so wrong'o for the thief ... he decided to return the stolen goods -- but not before calling our newsroom with an explanation. Turns out it's hard to get rich fencing a pearl gown made of fake pearls!

And you thought it was just the boobs, butts, faces, and people that were phony in Hollywood.

SNL alum Colin Quinn might take the prize for the most hardcore night of partying. Some of the details are kinda fuzzy ... which makes sense considering he woke up in the middle of a freakin' NYC highway!

Yeah, those are Hall of Shame stats ... for sure.

Mystery solved! We now know exactly why Kate Upton is so ridiculously hot, because she was spotted pulling off her secret move ... in her car!

Warning: There's no guarantee you will get the same results. In fact, we guarantee you won't.

Ed Sheeran got two Brit Awards and proceeded to celebrate as all genteel Englishmen do -- by partying his face off! And lucikly he did it all -- drinking, singing, and stumbling -- in front of cameras.

Y'know ... so he can look back at all the things he did, but couldn't possibly remember.

Lupita Nyong'o's pearl Oscar dress got a ton of attention at the award show -- and also back in her hotel room ... where someone stole the damn thing!

The gown's worth $150K, but you might see it on Craigslist for $99 soon ... if cops can't find it.

Kid Rock really loves otters when they come in the form of a jacket. Yeah, one a certain animal activist/ex-wife of his named Pamela Anderson might get pissed about this.

But we're guessing that was Kid's plan all along.

We got an absolute legend in the orchestra game -- Gustavo Dudamel, conductor of the Los Angeles Philharmonic ... and finally got to the bottom of that eternal question: What the hell is a conductor really doing with that teeny baton, anyway??!

School us, Gustavo!

We knew Gayle King looked good, but that was before we got the full 360 view! We finally saw what the CBS anchor's been hiding when she arrived at LAX for Oscar weekend ... in a tight white dress.

Three words: Booty. Be. Poppin.

Danica Patrick was looking to brawl with fellow NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin after they wrecked at Daytona -- grabbing him and yelling, "Don't be up my ass!"

Taken out of context ... this could be the sexiest fight ever -- but who would do that?

Nobody's more into hot nearly naked models like Claudia Romani ... than Claudia Romani. The Italian hottie hit the beach in Miami and put on an absolute clinic -- a selfie stick clinic.

Shame is not a word she's learned ... thankfully.

A man claiming to be Jay Z's long lost love child is trying to prove it in court -- but says Jigga won't play ball. Rymir Satterthwaite remains determined, even though the case has already been dismissed once.

Rymir’s hoping the second time's the charm for him -- and if nothing else ... at least check out his rapping. Yes, he raps too. Coincidence?

Everyone loves Taraji P. Henson on "Empire" ... but can you imagine her in the White House?? It was closer to happening than you think -- since TPH used to work inside the Pentagon.

President Cookie! Think how awesome that would've been ... boo boo kitties.

We got one of the biggest pop stars in the world -- Iranian singer Arash, who's about to burst on the scene here with a Snoop Dogg duet! He's kinda like music's version of soccer -- huge everywhere except the U.S.

But he's got a plan to change that.

When Hillary Clinton finally makes her White House run official ... we might see a lot more of ex "90210” star Trevor Donovan -- who's become a major Clinton insider.

So if she wins he could assume a position. A shirtless one would be best ... for morale and all.