Maybe Scientology Does Do the Body Good

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Tom Cruise showed off his ripped top guns while on his Brazilian press tour for that Hitler movie on Tuesday.

Looks like all that time jumping on couches has really paid off for the 46-year-old.

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Get Out of the Light, Suri Cruise

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their daughter Suri exposed some of their pale skin to the sun while on vacation this weekend in Angra dos Reis.

Their SPF level is clearly greater than their OT level.

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It All Comes Crashing Down on Tom Cruise

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The hits keep coming for Tom Cruise -- but we aren't talking about his career.

Today in London, Tommy Boy fell victim to a rogue gate, which came barreling down on his van at Heathrow airport. It doesn't appear the Scientolostar -- or even the vehicle -- suffered any injuries. Praise Xenu!

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Tom Cruise Sucks ... Face

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes raised the terror level at a Berlin airport -- by goin' in for some awkward Scientololip-lockin', booty groping PDA. Video best enjoyed with eyes wide shut.

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Suri Plays With Lifeless Being

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Lil' Suri Cruise has fun with an inanimate object in New York yesterday.

Her stuffed bunny was there too.

Tom on Jett's Death -- "Horrific"

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A visibly shaken Tom Cruise finally opened up about the death of his good friend's son -- describing Jett Travolta's death as "horrific" and addressing Scientology's role in the tragedy.

Struggling to find the right words, Cruise addressed the emotional topic during a taping for tomorrow's episode of "The View," where he claimed his religion does not prohibit people from seeing a doctor and getting proper medication.

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Tom Cruise -- Otherwise Engaged

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It's pretty clear ...Tom Cruise is not going to Jett Travolta's memorial in Florida today, because he is currently in NYC taping "The View."

Cruise -- who is really close to John Travolta and Kelly Preston -- is at the ABC studio right now, taping the episode that normally is broadcast live -- it will air tomorrow (the delay is because of Prez-elect Obama's speech).

Interestingly, Travolta did not attend Tom's star-studded 2006 wedding to Katie Holmes.

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Cruise Nailed Over Hitler's Ball

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As if "Valkyrie" weren't crap enough on its own, Tom Cruise is in trouble for allegedly using a replica of Hitler's favorite globe in the movie.

Robert Pritikin, an SF ad exec, tells the New York Post he owns the globe Hitler used to plan U-boat attacks, among other things, and was shocked to see a replica of it in Cruise's movie. Pritikin claims he owns the copyright to the globe's likeness so it couldn't be co-opted by neo-Nazi groups.

Lawyers for Pritikin, who created the Rice-a-Roni jingle, say the whole thing could be just an "oversight." Cruise's reps couldn't be reached.

Separated at Rebirth

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Is it just us, or is Katie Holmes starting to look like Tom Cruise?

Katie and Suri Look Divine

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We always thought Suri Cruise was born of a virgin birth ...

Katie Holmes -- Glowing

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Not a maternal glow, more like.....radiation.

Tom Cruise Parties at Hyde?!

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Yeah!! Tom Cruise kicked it at Hyde last night -- but does this mean the former super-ultra-mega center for celebrity nightlife is back ... or in worse shape than ever?!

BTW -- Katie's 30th b-day was also last night, but she spent it across the country in NY.

Best birthday ever?!

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Katie Holmes Celebrates 30 Years on Earth

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Today is Kate Noelle Holmes Cruise's 30th human birthday -- which is roughly 3.5 million in thetan years!

Happy Birthday, Katie!

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Tom Cruise -- The Next Forrest Gump

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The weirdest thing about Tom Cruise's visit to "Today" yesterday isn't that he apologized -- it's that he spent the commercial breaks playing ping-pong!

Dude is starting to seem ... human?

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Cruise Apologizes ... Three Years Too Late

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This morning on "Today," Tom Cruise finally admitted what everyone already knew -- last time he was on the show, he was a bit of an "arrogant" d-bag.

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