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Here Comes the Bride ... Skankin' on Carrot Top?!

Published: 01/29/2009
If it was your last night as a free woman, why on Earth -- of all the people in Las Vegas -- would you decide to spend it with Gene Simmons and Carrot Top?! This bachelorette party got hands-on with the dynamic duo last night at Wasted Space -- and Gene even got a lap dance from the bride-to-be.…
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Carrot Top Exercises Right to Bear Arms

Published: 07/17/2008
We're surprised Carrot Top made it past TSA with the guns he was carrying yesterday at LAX. Also in L.A.: Mila Kunis dissed a fan, Carson Kressley showed us Emmanuel Lewis' ride, Spencer broke bread with pappers, Marilu Henner's son slammed the Yankees, Nick and Vanessa took a break from endless…
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Carrot Top -- Whatever Floats Your Bloat!

Published: 06/25/2008
The transgendered love child of Ronald McDonald and Little Orphan Annie was doing just swell (especially in the face) during a night out in Vegas. SpyonVegas caught all the carnage at a Killers concert at Pure on Tuesday.
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Carrot Top: Armed and Humorous

Published: 11/28/2007
Freakishly "fit" Carrot Top made a visit to Fred Segal yesterday -- showing off two massively inhuman tickets to the gun show. Bangin'. The only thing weirder than those bulging shoulders is ... his mug. It's actually a perfect combination. Carrot Top is perfect. She doesn't need to change…
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The Evolution of Carrot Top

Published: 09/30/2007
Carrot Top's comedy routine isn't the only thing that has changed over time! Just look at what he's done to himself in the last 13 years! TMZ has exclusively learned what CT's next transformation will be!
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Carrot Top is Lovely

Published: 09/27/2007
The loveliness that is Carrot Top appeared at "Live with Regis and Kelly" in this charming college ensemble, revealing his finely shaped limbs and stunning black nail polish that's so hot this season! Girlfriend's been working out! Wearing chic pancake base, Carrot Top proved that the only thing…
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Carrot Top Beats Wrestler! Sorta.

Published: 09/24/2007
The hilarious and amazingly talented Carrot Top was spotted in Vegas over the weekend -- doing his best routine: showing off his muscles. And his Marlene Dietrich eyebrows! The prop comic was spotted comparing his massive guns with some D-list wrestler. Top's arms are bigger than the wrestler's!…
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More Foofy-Foofy

Published: 07/23/2007
Brigitte Nielsen brought her freshly rehabaliciousness to the Flava Flav roast -- oh yes, it was a veritable feast of roasting nuts on the purple carpet, including arrestaholic Snoop Dogg, alleged funnyman Joe Rogan, porny Ron Jeremy, squeezed-into-it Carrot Top and the sex-a-luscious Alexis…
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Carrot Top's Girls Night Out

Published: 06/11/2007
Flaming red-haired comedian Carrot Top enjoyed a girls night out in Las Vegas on Friday. Fire klatch! The meticulously plucked muscle man let his hair down at Treasure Island's hip burlesque club Tangerine -- with a bevy of equally made-up beauties. Fierce! Hopefully, partying the night away in…
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Carrot Top & Kathy Griffin: Funny Ladies!

Published: 05/14/2007
The white dewy skin. The plump, supple lips. The perfectly manicured waxed brows. The luxurious red curls. Comedians Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin have been cut from the same, er, cloth! Boys will be ... girls! Kathy is a biological woman. But Carrot Top, seen here at this weekend's VH1 Rock Honors…
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A Man with Two Faces

Published: 01/19/2007
Has Carrot Top had surgery? --Lou Carrot Top, aka Scott Thompson, undoubtedly looks a bit different nowadays, as opposed to his earlier years. Sorry Lou, we can't give the yea or nay as to whether he actually went under the knife. One thing we can confirm is that he has undergone a complete…
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Carrot Top: Take a Closer Look!

Published: 01/10/2007
There are some things you just can't take your eyes off of, no matter how much you might want to. TMZ cameras caught the hulk of a man claiming to be Carrot Top as he strutted down Robertson Blvd. yesterday, and the burly redhead gave us the closest closeup we've ever gotten -- revealing that he…
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