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Beer Box Bandit

The Ultimate Head Case

5/26/2009 5:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

WANTED: Man who robbed a convenience store in Lincoln, Nebraska yesterday, making off with nine packs of cigarettes, worth a grand total of $50.

DESCRIPTION: Male, medium build ... and wearing an empty Bud Light box as a mask!!!!

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Sure, he's a moron, but the stupid disguise worked -- cops are still looking for this idiot.

Beer Box Bandit: Click to watchUPDATE: We just obtained this video of the beer box bandit in action, in which he uses a green towel to make the clerk believe he's carrying a firearm.

Anyone think he was actually packing?

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31.

mooom    

what an idiot. looks like a female look at the tiny arms and wide hips

1954 days ago
32.

Robert Holik    

Isn't it clear that it's Shia LaBeouf?

1954 days ago
33.

mike    

what's with calling someone a retard? that is just wrong.

1954 days ago
34.

Lincolngal    

This has to be a black he/she. According to the local paper the robber wanted/received Newport cigs and everyone knows that's what black people smoke

1954 days ago
35.

Nermalrue    

He/She must have been packing a banana. If this criminal couldn't afford a decent mask, he/she probably couldn't afford a gun either.

1954 days ago
36.

lady_rose    

pull the bat out from behind the counter and hit him like a pinata!!!!!

1954 days ago
37.

Nobody In Particular    

Maybe the cops are still looking for the bandit because "he" is a SHE. If you look closely at photo #1, you can see SHE has hips, a slim waist, and flattened breasts under that jacket. The arms also resemble a woman.

1954 days ago
38.

UGH    

NOW THAT'S WHAT A "HEAD ON UR BEER LOOK'S LIKE" !!! TOO DAMN FUNNY !!!!!

1954 days ago
39.

fuskers    

im from nebraska and trust me were not all that stupid. but i guess the cops are

1954 days ago
40.

Observer    

I can assure you this is a black male. the Latex glove he had on his other hand had the thumb tore off exposing his skin and the clerk reported it as a male. So if any of you know this effeminate male please do these clerks a solid and turn him in.

1954 days ago
41.

DrTwohig    

Makes me proud to be from Nebraska LOL

1953 days ago
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