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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.



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where did the transcript of this "rejection letter" come from?

504 days ago


I knew this would happen. Charlie is not the person to use to increase your notoriety -- but it a way, she has because now she will be remembered as the porn star that Charlie publicly humiliated.

All hail the Wizard and pass the tiger blood!

504 days ago


That was quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever read. He pretty much summed up everything the world thinks of Farrah, and spinned it into witty Charlie-ism verbal nukes.

Farrah - I hope you see now how much you truly suck at life. Everybody hates you.

504 days ago


Lol this is why I love him, he so funn, good job charlie you should be on tv...oh wait!

He is so cool, still he never learns to stay away from the gold digging whores.

504 days ago


Gotta Love Charlie!! He is one of the few people that will speak their mind and tell you how he feels about you REGARDLESS of the million $$ repercussions! What a GREAT BURN!!! : ) YOU GO CARLOS....and don't change for a bunch of suits and ties!!

504 days ago


If Charlie Sheen ever lost any credibility with me, he's regained it all back - and THEN SOME! You go Charlie!! I love the way you tell the TRUTH! Way to kick her in the teeth! "Five o'clock shadow!!! LOL! Who says that to a woman??? Too funny!

504 days ago


She'll do anything for attention . F**fing loser. Stop with the promo, don't want this slut living in LA. There's enough pollution.

504 days ago


Good job, Charlie. I hope she cried when she read his message. I hate her. She could have leveraged her small amount of MTV fame and become something admirable, but she decided to make a silly, self serving porn video and now America thinks she's just a cheap slut. I can't wait for the "Where are they now?" shows to track her down in 5-10 years.

504 days ago

Leopold butters Stotch     

That was equivalent to punching that goofy broad in the face, Charlie is playing Chess while she is playing Connect 4. It's called winning.

504 days ago

Nun ja biz    

Why is the world of all people did she choose him to mess with? Lol Just goes to show you how dumb she really is.

504 days ago

Donka Do Ball    

One should not piss off a Warlock with Tiger Blood.

504 days ago

Jay W.     

These two are perfect for each other!

504 days ago

Detective. LaToya    

He has nerve talking about her kid being proud of her? Hypocrite much? She's bad but nowhere NEAR as bad as him! This loser has his ex-wife raising his kids with another woman, why the hell can't he do it? He f*cks pornstars, shot a woman, stabbed one, the list goes on. STFU Charlie you douchebag

504 days ago


Lol who cares

504 days ago


Wow, for the first time ever I have gained an inkling of respect for Charlie.

504 days ago
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