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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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211.

Stephen    

'Hoe' - a useful garden tool. 'Ho' - a whore, useful or not.

504 days ago
212.

carol    

You really have to be below the bottom of the barrel when Charlie Sheen doesn't want you.

504 days ago
213.

bus4bud    

Sheen has quite the vocab for a piece of ****. Just sayin.

504 days ago
214.

Justsaying    

Charlie is incredible!! I am so sick of all these "so called reality STARS". From Kim to Farrah-talentless fame hos. No redeeming social value!

504 days ago
215.

Randi    

Wooo go Charlie. That ho bag is a disgrace

504 days ago
216.

Justsaying    

Charlie is great!! I am so sick of these so called "reality STARS" From Kim to Farrah- worthless, talentless, fame hos. What a time we live in!

504 days ago
217.

Kelly    

The only thing I give her credit for is going straight to the top the slag heap by trying to bang Charlie Sheen. At that she flopped like the worst kind of amateur social climbing ho, but she did aim high (or low).

504 days ago
218.

Bella0211    

LOL!!!! right on Charlie!

504 days ago
219.

lee    

Everytime I see her picts her mouth is always wide opened... like she's ready to suck ****

504 days ago
220.

Alyssa    

Zing! I love you Charlie Sheen! Rock on brother!

504 days ago
221.

_Taterman    

Wow, Farrah will sell any photos of herself just to make a buck. From C's to D's her daughter outta be so proud or her plastic mom! http://www.wwtdd.com/

504 days ago
222.

VNVgirl    

charlie... cant you help out paris jackson??cmon!! do something nice. i do you like you it's why i ask. :( stay cool

504 days ago
223.

tmzfan    

That totally cracked me up!

504 days ago
224.

Danielle123    

@catty I already said I don't like Farrah and you can see that from previous comments in other posts about her. So no. I actually use my brain and think before I type/speak. You all lash out at Farrah while putting Charlie "I can't take care of my children" Sheen up onto a pedestal. It's ridiculous. I knew it would be a woman to say some mess like that as well. How do you, as a woman, demean Farrah (even further than she has done to herself of course) while professing your love for Charlie, who beats/shoots/stabs women any chance he gets? Your username truly does say it all, catty. Pathetic specimen you are.

504 days ago
225.

mrsschrute    

OUCH! Feel bad for Farrah that she got pretty much beaten up verbally by Charlie, but it's very rude to post someone else's texts to you....That was not a good idea at all....

504 days ago
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