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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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256.

Shotokan500    

This is Farrah's real email I dated her and know it. I swear to god no joking. farrahabraham1@gmail.com

310 days ago
257.

David    

Charlie has always been my favorite. Now I truly respect him. Thank goodness he saw what this manipulative douche bag was trying to do. To get herself more exposure to the Hollywood crowd and make herself relevant. I'm proud of you Charlie. I miss seeing your character on "Two and a Half Men".

310 days ago
258.

Robert    

OMG is he still around? After his Mamouth disgrace a while back I thought he dropped off the face of the earth....I soeak for all of us when i say....he always was a no talent piece of dog feces.

310 days ago
259.

Lucy    

I just read Farrah's response to Charlie--and it's pretty bad. I can't wait to see Charlie boy go get her!!!! Publish her comments, TMZ!

310 days ago
260.

TXLA    

hahaha that's hilarious! Love it!
Only charlie could come upw/such a good comeback ..& she certainly deserved it!! Winning! :)

310 days ago
261.

boobymanz    

I can't stand Carlie Sheen, but that man sure knows how to write a good "F*** You" letter.

310 days ago
262.

Piper    

Love Charlie!!!!!!!

310 days ago
263.

melliemel    

Wow I asked Charlie if he wanted some coffee in his cream, and some people said dislike. WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have some haters here. Call me Charlie. You know once you go black, you never go back. Ha, I break his **** off, ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! his nose, LOL

310 days ago
264.

BB not bb    

I am sick of men being disrespectful to women any more. The concept of gentleman has gone out the window. There is a way you do and don't talk to a woman and this is not it.


Not everyone is dying to be one of his goddesses. He should appreciate whatever attention someone is wiling to give him. He liked it alright until the conversation got on TMZ. Then suddenly the tiger blood kicked in.


If she was playing him for a fool, she sure succeeded. Now he is on TMZ again with a foul mouthed, out of control rant of hatred. LOSING.

310 days ago
265.

Sincerity    

Farrah Abraham should consider Charlie Sheen's public "SMACK DOWN" a well deserved "WAKE UP CALL"!!! This young woman is certainly a "SOCIOPATH" who should "SERIOUSLY RE-EVALUATE" her choices in life. If Charlie Sheen is "HIGHLY REGARDED" for "DISSING" you -- THEN YOU'RE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!! It's time to surround yourself with people who "REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR WELFARE" instead of encouraging such "POOR DECISIONS"!!! FARRAH, PLEASE GROW UP -- IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ANY EASIER!!!

310 days ago
266.

tellmeaboutit     

LMAO Old Chuckles doesn't like getting played. King of the Douches spews a temper tantrum scolding a little starter douche for doing all the same things he does. Too funny. Even funnier that tmz added a photo of the true Chuckles, a nasty looking ole drunk/doper who's sniffing after young girls to see if his game still works. Good thing ya still got money, bud. Your kids must be so proud.

310 days ago
267.

unbelievable    

dis·cre·tion
/disˈkreSHən/
Noun
The quality of behaving or speaking in such a way as to avoid causing offense or revealing private information.
The freedom to decide what should be done in a particular situation.
Synonyms
discreetness - prudence

310 days ago
268.

Fahlina_G    

Somewhere, Denise Richards is laughing her a$$ of at this whorse!!!

310 days ago
269.

Fahlina_G    

Somewhere Charlie Sheen and James Deen are laughing their asses off! Let's all raise our glasses and toast: CHEERS, Boys!!! To the Whorse's Ass!

310 days ago
270.

fo real    

GOD BLESS CHARLIE SHEEN...HE IS THE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

310 days ago
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