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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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301.

whatever    

I can't believe you would even read Charlie's letter....it's nasty and mean....not saying she isn't an idiot but why condone his insanity? He's not a lot higher on the food chain......

473 days ago
302.

LadyJB    

Thank God Charlie Sheen finally said what every other person in America has been thinking, and did it without "permission" and "globally"!

473 days ago
303.

CamJ    

With Farrah's intellectual and other "abilities," I'm sure she understood exactly 1/69th of Charlie's message.

473 days ago
304.

Phoebe    

I don't understand what's going on in Farrah's head. She's doing everything in her power to extend her 15 minutes, that much is clear. But what she fails to understand is that the best way to capture and remain in the spotlight is one thing: FANS! She has to have a solid fan base! But the things that she says and does do nothing but make people despise her! The problem is that we the public hate her and want her to go away. But the media loves her because she gives them business. If people stopped caring and stopped reading all these stories, they would stop reporting on her. you know what they say: There's no such thing as bad press. So how about giving her no press at all!

473 days ago
305.

Shannan78    

Any bets on how long it will be before these two bang? I'm sensing a lot of sexual tension!!

473 days ago
306.

Lori    

She thinks she looks amazing????? What the hell is she looking into?????? Coz it sure can't be a mirror

473 days ago
307.

Kristi    

Nasty horse face looking freak! Your 15 min is up! Your nothing but a ***dumpster. She’s only good at bending down on her knees and getting rug burns 24/7. This is one disgusting, delusional, weird looking creature. If I were a guy, I’d be so scared to wake up to that creature looking animal every morning

473 days ago
308.

ed    

She has plenty of ways to make more money: Intervention, Celebrity Rehab, MSNBC Locked Up, Prostitution, Octomom-like Stripping, Escorting...The list goes on and on.

473 days ago
309.

Oxford    

@ Terrence, you're correct, but you are taxed based on where you work, so Farrah made her sex tape in CA, then she's paying CA high state taxes, get it...just like pro athletes, they have to pay state taxes to each states visited/played...

473 days ago
310.

meowmeowcatchow    

God, this is like watching 2 toddlers attempt to have a fist fight.

473 days ago
311.

spicy    

she so silly

473 days ago
312.

Deion    

Doesn't Charlie Sheen beat women?

473 days ago
313.

maggiemier    

Charlie is a piece of work. Really did you write a girl that letter? You are a BOY not a man. Who do you think you are, somebody special? You know when you leave this world you will be so sad you were such a jack-ass. I hope there is a God and he makes you see everything you did to anyone in your life. Then I hope God makes you feel everything you made anyone feel. Good Luck on the other side!

473 days ago
314.

Canadian    

If she lives to her 40's, she will have a hell of a time with the aging process. LOL.

473 days ago
315.

HRH    

Farrah... Some role model you are. Choosing the "easy" way to make a buck. I hope your daughter doesn't grow up to be anything like you and you just pretty much ruined her whole life all the way through college. It's going to be interesting during "Bring Your Kids To Work Day". Seriously bringing a child to a porn set in the valley and seeing some man give it to her mom from the behind? Wow just wow!!! Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame if you can even call this fame. Do my neighborhood a favor and please don't move to Calabasas! We already have Kim Kardashian and we don't want anymore.

472 days ago
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