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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.



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392 days ago

Fred Farkel    

Two things:

a) Farrah needs a good manager; and,

2) Charlie?? That was a tad harsh.

Thank you

392 days ago


interesting that had she not revealed the communications with him, he'd probably be calling her another "goddess"
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... we've got your number
and now Farah... we've got your number too
both cut of a similar cloth it appears
he was more than willing to be with her until it became public... shame on you Charlie
what other bad behaviour is going on that your new producers don't know about this time?
my heart breaks for Farrah's child- the little one with no say in any of this madness/debauchery

392 days ago


Charlie was all set to bang her until she said she wasn't interested in him that way that was the reaction sounded like a 14 year old girl only a 14 year old can spell a d use the English language better.

392 days ago


Go Charlie!!

392 days ago


so wait now he thinks of her as tranny boobs and five o clock shadow?? funny how his view of her changed.old fart has to rely on his money to pick up porn stars

392 days ago


I don't know why the majority of posters on here feel that Charlie won some sort of battle of wits against this female. As far as I can see THEY ARE BOTH DOUCHE AGUA DRINKING MISCREANTS. They are both hoes, Chuck is no better than this Farrah broad.

392 days ago


"The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes" - that goes for the Kardashian whore as well.

392 days ago


With all his stupid escapades he is in a position to judge others?

392 days ago


First time i have ever heard...."douche agua" but i like it !! I am going to create a drink named that and serve it at my bar

392 days ago


mabye he realized she could have cost him $50,000.00 a month in baby daddy money..with the way she puts herself out there one has to wonder if she was fishing for his lil swimmers to make some reliable bank..yr a-hole will only last so long before no one wants to see it get reamed anymore..

392 days ago


Good Job Charlie that Ho was going to tell every thing/every word that happened between you 2..

392 days ago


She is WAY too stooopid to understand what any of those texts mean. Her daughter will have to explain them to her. What a dumb bitch!

392 days ago


way to ruin that farrah

392 days ago


Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa - go Charlie!

392 days ago
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