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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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441 COMMENTS

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61.

LunarJunk    

Charlie judging someone... Lmao

495 days ago
62.

Isabella    

Seriously... Did he have to attack the transexuals?
I mean, come on.. That was so low Charlie.

Up until then you had a valid point though!

495 days ago
63.

Michelle    

I knew I liked Charlie Sheen.

495 days ago
64.

Pam    

Why would CS OR anyone be surprised she released information! She blasted JD beforee the porn was even released, this is what helped her become a millionaire! Please interview her daddy and see how proud and supportive he is now!! They supported her and her daughter, and she was a total bitch the entire time! Even called police on her mother when they finally told her no! She just loves this attention, and if continues will end up just like Brooke, please try to model Denise, so you will keep your child!

495 days ago
65.

awards    

Farrah is a prime candidate for a Rodeo Fvck! (Look it up) I am surprised Charlie didn't, eh?

495 days ago
66.

STFUP    

The NSA already read it anyway...

495 days ago
67.

tony    

Well Done Charlie !!! you rock man , is your life you money and your bitches so **** the haters !!!!
oh and Farrah Abraham I feel sorry for you !!!
what kind of mom are you ?

495 days ago
68.

tony    

Well Done Charlie !!! you rock man , is your life you money and your bitches so **** the haters !!!!
oh and Farrah Abraham I feel sorry for you !!!
what kind of mom are you ?

495 days ago
69.

penguin    

Charlie Sheen = WINNING

495 days ago
70.

RealAsTheyCome!    

Oh we know how this is gonna end. Ferret is going to say he was chasing after her, and when she refused he blew up! Now shes gonna pisss on her phone to take a pregnancy test!! Because in ferrets world theres an APP for that!!!

495 days ago
71.

chicago_animal     

She will do anything to keep her 15 minutes going. Too bad CS was to high to think of that.

495 days ago
72.

Jessica    

HAHAHA what an ego buster! Love it!

495 days ago
73.

UPYOURS    

For unknown reasons, have always liked CS, was rather grossed out when I read that they might be "hooking up". Then again, shouldn't have been surprised he is a pig, she is a pig.

495 days ago
74.

Rob    

If they have money and fame.... losers worship them just the same.

495 days ago
75.

Angelique    

You gotta love Charlie and does he ever have a way with words. She's got served!!!

495 days ago
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