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Lauryn Hill to Aaron Hernandez:

My Prison Food Is WAYYY Better Than Yours!

7/8/2013 5:38 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Lauryn Hill is living the PRISON HIGH LIFE ... at least compared to Aaron Hernandez -- and TMZ has the menu to prove it.

Let's start with their first meals ...

When Lauryn checked into Federal Correctional Institute in Connecticut on Monday to serve her 3-month sentence for tax evasion, she was served up with some tasty BBQ pulled pork with a side of carrots, peas and sweet potatoes. To wash it down: she was able to choose from an array of juices or milk. WHO'S HUNGRY?

Compare that to Hernandez ... whose first meal at Bristol County Jail included scrambled eggs and grits, and chop suey with green beans and bread. Prison chop suey? No thanks.

As for day-to-day life, Hill will do menial work like cleaning the grounds, educational department help, yard work, or working in the religious services department. At night, she's housed in barracks with other inmates so she can laugh and talk and have fun!

Hernandez is being kept in a 3x5 cell for 21 hours a day, only allowed out for three hours a day, allegedly for his own safety. Oh ... and he's all alone in solitary confinement. Boooooring! 

So, what's the lesson here? If you're gonna break the law ... try not to (allegedly) murder a guy (or three) ... it's better that way.

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Hugh    

This is obviously a slow news day so why don't you guys give these idiotic stories a rest.

408 days ago
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tenley    

A 3X5 cell? So what does he do, sit in a corner? It's not big enough for anyone taller than an Olympic women's gymnast to lie down. Come on.

408 days ago
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Friend Kip Drordy on Facebook!    

So she can "laugh and talk and have fun?" Is that seriously what you think goes on at night in PRISON barracks? Why don't you send one of your female "reporters" over there to see how fun it is.

408 days ago
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Ryuga the Dragon Emperor    

Of course she has it better, she's in a federal prison, not in a country jail or state prison.

408 days ago
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Kennis    

Um 3x5 cell, try again TMZ he's over 6 feet tall!

408 days ago
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Ozzie X    

Why is she relevant. She skrewed up do your time.

408 days ago
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HLyWDgreg    

Lauren is convicted in prison, Aaron is accused in jail. 3 x 5? they must mean 5 x 8, Hey hasn't Amanda, Lindsay, or the Kreeps done anything lately? TMZ should update when they actually have some 'news', their so F ing lazy they can't even fact check.

408 days ago
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DudeLebowski    

There's no such thing as a 3' x 5' cell in the US. As usual, TMZ is making up their own figures to add extra drama to the situation....

408 days ago
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Jamoak    

Hope she finds a nice girlfriend in prison...

408 days ago
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al baby    

Really TMZ this is news worthy ?

408 days ago
11.

Dan Frederiksen    

Did US suddenly go metric while I wasn't looking or what does 3x5 mean?

408 days ago
12.

Lisa    

Google TMZ, jail cell is 10 x 7.

408 days ago
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toan    

what's the lesson here?

408 days ago
14.

ticallion    

Doubt she eats pork. She idolizes Rasta culture too much.

408 days ago
15.

Jon    

There isn't a Single TMZ staffer that would last 2 seconds inside bunch of wimps. Of course some would like the male lockups

408 days ago
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