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Snooki to JWoww

CONGRATS ON PREGNANCY

You're Going to Crap on Your Doctor

12/26/2013 1:09 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Jwoww isn't just gonna squeeze out a kid in July, she's also gonna push out a big ol' steaming dump ... so says her "Jersey Shore" BFF Snooki.

Jwoww made the baby announcement on Christmas Day ... and hours later, Snooki (who already has a kid) posted a screen grab of a recent text convo they had, in which Snooks eloquently describes the miracle of child birth.

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As for JWoww -- real name Jenny Farley -- she posted a picture of her growing fetus on Instagram ... along with a note from herself and fiance/baby daddy Roger.

Congrats!

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Dead account Delete at will    

Oh the Class of the Jersey Shore.

239 days ago
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master    

Hey Rodger finally got some!! Congrats Rodger...

239 days ago
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OhReally    

Good For her ! congrats on your new addition

239 days ago
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Dead account Delete at will    

as for crapping on the doctors.. I'm pretty sure she always smells that way.

239 days ago
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Shoozie    

As a mom of 7 I KNOW for a fact that you are given an enema before delivery. She is just trying to scare her castmate.

239 days ago
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Jamey Hunter    

Why are you reporting on s*** spawning more s***?

239 days ago
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Mike    

Damn Snookie. I didn't really want to read this. This is exactly why I would NOT want to be in the delivery room if I got my girlfriend pregnant and we had to get married, etc.

It would just be too traumatic to watch all of that nasty business going on down there. I might pass out for real.

I'd want to just sit in the lobby and tell the doctor to be sure to sew up her vag nice and tight if it really does rip open. She has a super hot looking vag and I want it to look and feel like it does now for a long time.

239 days ago
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NICKF    

LOL Jenny and Rodger are already in marriage counseling and they're not even married yet. What makes them think " yup, time for a kid :) " ....stupid asses.

239 days ago
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rlemons    

Not the biggest fan of these girls. But I think she'll be a good mom . Happy for them. Congrats!

239 days ago
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ganjie    

this is news????

239 days ago
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Lebowski    

Those two are keeping it classy as usual….

239 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

The words of these two s*** immortalized on the Internet.

239 days ago
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Chica    

They're all so disgusting, they need to go away. They're 15 minutes are WAY up.

239 days ago
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D-INCARNATION    

If Roger thought he was shut off before he has no idea..

239 days ago
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Alrightythen    

She'll only tear if she tries to rush things. Don't get an induction and you won't be trying to deliver before your body is ready. Don't get an epidural and you will be able to control the pushes. It is kind of hard to do slow and steady pushing so the head can be eased out as it should if you can't even feel anything below the waist. Plus if they thought she was going to tear she would get an episiotomy and it would be sutured, no big deal. Actual tearing is very rare. She is just joking with her friend. No different than saying she is probably peeing every time she sneezes now and farting in public and belching like a drunk guy. It is pregnancy humor. Grow up and get over it. It might not exactly be classy but most bodily functions aren't.

239 days ago
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