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DeSean Jackson

Winning Penis Battle Against Bieber

Says 'Crank Yankers' Star

1/24/2014 12:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Justin Bieber has one huuuuge disadvantage if he's trying to make a run at DeSean Jackson's ex-GF -- his penis ... this according to the guy who voiced "Special Ed" on "Crank Yankers."

We broke the story ... Jackson's ex-GF Chantel Jeffries was the passenger in Bieber's Lambo when he was arrested Thursday morning ... and now there's speculation they're bangin'.

But comic Jim Florentine tells TMZ Sports ... DeSean has nothing to be jealous about since the NFL star happens to be a big, black dude ... and Bieber ... well, he's Bieber.

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1.

Dirk41    

This is mildly racist b/c DeSean is 5' 10" at the most. Not exactly a "Big, black dude"

222 days ago
2.

Umanyways    

Lol that's hilarious it's true though

222 days ago
3.

jen    

LMAO true

222 days ago
4.

englishpetal    

Lol now this is hilarious!!! Telling it like it is!

222 days ago
5.

zombie007    

Bieber has a vagina.

222 days ago
6.

Hot Dumb Italian Mike    

As a proud owner of a huge penis,I can tell you women don't want a guy who's too big...... they want a man who can give them massive orgasms by expertly ,skillfully, eating their .........well,you know!

222 days ago
7.

BuffaloBill    

As funny as it is.. He took his bitch for a reason. Money and fame Over athlete.

222 days ago
8.

queenE    

I bet her vagina is rotten from all the penis she has taken.

222 days ago
9.

LaughAtU    

Desean is TINY, you idiots! 170 pounds

222 days ago
10.

deadlyndachevy    

Oh for crying out loud... racist???? If ppl want to think someone has a big penis then wtf???? Racism would have to imply something negative at the very least to be racist.

222 days ago
11.

Just My Opinion    

I thought it isn't how big it is that counts, but the motion in the ocean. Ok, so that isn't true? Damn is there really better joy sticks out there? No.. there's not..just bad lovers.

221 days ago
12.

jon    

Word is, Justins' is pretty big. He sure isn't ashamed to show it to bodyguards and bystanders while he sprays his initials in the snow or uses a plant and/or cleaning bucket for relief.

Sometimes a skinny white man can be very long indeedy.

206 days ago

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