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Chris Kattan

Lashes Out After DUI

Stop Being Mean to Me!

2/10/2014 2:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

0210-chris-kattan-tmz-carChris Kattan expects that you can drive your car on the freeway, crash into a parked vehicle, come close to killing someone, get arrested for driving under the influence -- but it's reprehensible for reporters to call him out on it.

Chris just tweeted, "If you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all."

Kattan explains his arrest this way: "I just got back from a 15 hour flight after touring out of the country. I was exhausted. The police were so kind. I'm lucky nobody was hurt."

Our law enforcement sources say ... Kattan confessed to cops he was on Rx meds while driving erratically on the 101 Freeway, before striking a Dept. of Transportation vehicle that was inside a coned area.

Kattan also says he "passed all the tests" -- an odd comment, because he flunked the field sobriety test in spectacular fashion.

We'll stop on this one ... hard to find something nice to say about it.

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nof    

Nicely.

198 days ago
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nof    

He's just saying get-off-his-dick.

198 days ago
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Roman Moroni    

Call in Mr Zadeer! Is the plant shop van ok??

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks he's Jimmy Fallon.

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks Harvey is Judge Wapner.

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks Chevy Chase is Phil Hartman.

198 days ago
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UPYOURS    

BOO HOO, you are the dumbass that did it live with it. Whiny crybaby.

198 days ago
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KicksandGiggles    

The little ugly Troll man needs to STFU and take his punishment and be grateful nobody was hurt. Stupid idiot.

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks Bill Clinton is Larry Flynt.

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks Dax is Max Hodges.

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks Charles is Alicia Keys.

198 days ago
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nicole smith    

I have MS, and i used to take a sleep med called Seroqel (spelling), and one morning at 2:20am, i got out of bed, got in my car, and drove to the local Mcdonalds, and ordered food for myself, and my son. Drove home, woke him for his food, and proceeded to get in my bed and fall back asleep with a lap full of fries. My son was like "WTF", and my husband had no idea i had even left!! thank God I made it home without incident. PS: i no longer take that med

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin thinks Ba-Ba-Booey is a soft drink.

198 days ago
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nof    

Sam Rubin said maybe if Samuel L. took off some of the HATS we could actually SEE him!

198 days ago
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nof    

Tomorrow on KTLA?

Samuel L. Jackson will have the width of his SKIN measured.

198 days ago
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