Marc Anthony is SCOFFING at his ex-wife for daring to claim he made $60 million over the last 4 years. Marc says she's way off ... he only made a hair over $40 mil.
Marc filed new legal docs in his ongoing custody war with former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres, who claims she was forced to live in a crappy San Fernando Valley hovel with their 2 kids while he lives lavishly.
But Marc is putting things in perspective, laying out his finances in the docs -- obtained by TMZ. Marc says over the last 2 years he spends an average of $305K A MONTH.
It all adds up so fast. Marc says he's spent around $400,000 on domestic help over the last 2 years. We're guessing that doesn't include shelling out for JLo while she did "Maid in Manhattan."
And then there's $220k for auto leases, $1 million for a California home and another $700K for 2 New York residences.
Dayanara wants her monthly child support upped from $13K to $113K.
Give a poor guy a break.
Double Dipping Tongues
With Dave Navarro
4/24/2014 7:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Carmen Electra stuck her tongue in a warm, familiar place last night ... Dave Navarro's mouth -- and the exes weren't shy about it.
They were walking into a hard rock award show in downtown L.A. when they took a moist selfie, which Dave tweeted, saying ... "May get lucky with one tonight."
Carmen and Dave divorced in 2007 after 3 and a half years of marriage ... and a reality show.
Who says you can't go back?
Based on how Carmen looks in this video -- we definitely get it, Dave.
Romeo Blasts Mom
Get Your Life Together
If You Want Millions from Master P
4/24/2014 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Romeo has some divorce advice for his mom -- if you want $67 million ... you need to earn it, and it starts with being a good mother.
Romeo opened up last night about his mom and dad ... Sonya Miller and Master P's split -- and her legal demand for a chunk of his empire ... telling us, "Honestly, I love my mom to death, but I mean -- we gotta just work out some things. She gotta be a better parent, y'know."
It sounds like he's referring to Master P's allegations that Sonya is smoking marijuana around their children ... which she's denied.
What's interesting is Sonya's been living WITH Romeo, but watch the clip -- he's backing dad in this divorce.
Ex-Wife Hangs with New GF
4/24/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It's shocking enough to see Tiger Woods hanging out with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren again ... but even MORE SHOCKING to see them together with Tiger's GF Lindsey Vonn by his side.
Dude Threatens to 'John Lennon' Her ... Allegedly
4/24/2014 6:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Gretchen Bonaduce claims the guy she was dating threatened to kill her in the most ominous way ... by sending her texts telling her, "Enjoy that lunch, you never know, may be your last," and "remember John Lennon."
Gretchen -- who was famously married to Danny Bonaduce and starred in a reality show about their lives -- was having lunch with former "Top Model" Adrianne Curry earlier this month when she got a slew of texts ... she claims from then-boyfriend Kevin Kautzky.
Aside from the "lunch" and "Lennon" texts, he allegedly got even more direct and wrote, "When somebody decided to push your mother out of the window, she probably didn't realize that her prior meal would be her last."
Gretchen rushed to get a restraining order against Kevin ... ordering him to stay 100 yards clear of her and not to communicate.
Bitch Fight With Porsha
Hard to Watch
4/24/2014 6:22 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kenya Moore told our photog ... the epic "Real Housewives of Atlanta" brawl between Porsha Williams and herself was "disgusting" to watch on TV.
Kenya was tight-lipped on Porsha's glamorous mug shot -- taken after she was criminally charged with battery, but she did say she'd love to see her nemesis replaced with someone less violent.
It's also interesting how she responds to the $64K question ... whether she'll return to the show next season.
Bitch fights ... they're just awesome.
It's Expensive to Divorce Bethenny
... For Bethenny
4/24/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bethenny Frankel's divorce has dragged on so freakin' long that now she has to fork over $100k just to cover her soon-to-be-ex husband's legal fees -- even though they've yet to agree on terms for a divorce settlement.
According to court docs ... Frankel has to immediately hand over what amounts to an advance payment to Jason Hoppy's attorney. The docs stipulate the $100,000 will be subtracted from whatever financial settlement Jason ends up getting from Bethenny ... presuming they ever hammer out a deal.
Frankel filed divorce docs in Jan. 2013 ... and they've been battling over money and custody issues ever since.
Frankel sold the Skinnygirl brand for about $100 mil, so technically 100K is a drop in the bucket -- but since it's going to her ex's lawyer ... we doubt there's a smiley face on the check.
Master P's Wife
He Owns 31 Properties, 13 Cars, & 45 Companies
... I WANT MY SHARE
4/24/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Master P's estranged wife wants a $67 million parting gift from her marriage -- claiming she deserves a HUGE chunk of the rapper's empire ... which includes a small city worth of properties, a fleet of expensive cars, and more.
Sonya Miller just filed legal docs in the couple's bitter divorce, estimating the total value of community assets from the marriage at $178,743,300 -- including 31 properties, 13 cars, 45 companies, and other stuff. She wants nearly 40% of everything.
According to the docs, the real estate properties are spread across Cali, Louisiana, Texas, Tennessee, and Georgia -- she wants eight of them. She also wants one of their three large chandeliers (valued around $300,000 a pop).
Sonya estimates the value of Master P's businesses -- including No Limit Records -- at $136,101,000 ... and wants $54 million of that. She also wants $10 million of Master P's "Make 'Em Say Ughh!" energy drink company.
Other stuff -- Sonya wants her $28,000 wedding dress ... and ONE of Master P's 13 cars (the Escalade). Master P also owns a black Rolls, a green Bentley, a Porsche, a Jag, another Escalade, and several other ridiculous vehicles.
All told, Sonya is demanding $67,647,800 -- leaving Master P with a measly $111,095,500.
Lean Has 'F***ed Up' Rap Culture
I'm Glad It's Going Away
4/24/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lean is a great-tasting way to DIE ... this according to former addict Lil Boosie, who tells TMZ he SUPPORTS pulling codeine cough syrup from the market ... because it will save lives.
Boosie tells TMZ he nearly died 3 or 4 times from drinking lean and says it's "f***ed up a lot of rappers and the culture of hip hop." He says users don't realize something that tastes like Kool-Aid can be so addictive.
Boosie was reacting to the story we broke ... that Actavis is ceasing production of its high-end cough syrup because it's being widely abused to make lean, also known as sizzurp.
The rapper -- who tells us he's clean now -- spent 5 years behind bars on drug charges, including time for trying to smuggle codeine syrup into prison.
He adds, "Once you on, it's hard to get off ... it's damn near impossible."
Boosie and Nancy Reagan. Who knew?
I Got Bad Habits
From My Sister's Bone Marrow Transplant
4/24/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Robin Roberts picked up some unexpected side-effects -- good and bad -- when she got a life-saving bone marrow transplant 2 years ago ... and says it's all her sister's fault.
Robin's sis Sally-Ann donated the bone marrow to help Robin treat a rare blood disorder.
The transplant gave Robin a fresh infusion of stem cells ... but Wednesday in NYC -- she told us she also inherited some of her sister's physical traits.
Watch Robin's explanation -- doesn't sound like she's too upset about the trade-off ... as long as she's not around chocolate.
Clooney's Biz Partner
George Wasn't Drunk When He Blasted Wynn
4/24/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
George Clooney's biz partner insists the actor was NOT pounding shots before his nuclear blowout with casino mogul Steve Wynn -- and tells TMZ, "We weren't drunk."
As we reported, Clooney and Wynn (left) locked horns earlier this month at a fancy dinner in Vegas after Wynn called Obama an a-hole. Clooney shot back, calling Wynn the a-hole ... then stormed out.
Wynn claims things exploded because Clooney was slamming tequila -- but Rande Gerber, who was at the dinner -- insists, "No shots were had" ... and it was NOT a heated political debate.
Gerber says, "This wasn't about politics. It was about George standing up for a friend."
FYI, Clooney and Gerber (Cindy Crawford's husband) are partners in a tequila company called Casamigos. They were meeting with Wynn to discuss future business at Wynn's hotels, which already serves the brand.
Funny, we're told Wynn's hotels continue to stock Casamigos ... despite the blowout.
Singer Eric Bloom in
BLUE OYSTER CULT
4/24/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
With songs like "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" and "Burnin' For You" -- Eric Bloom gained fame by fronting the '70s rock band Blue Oyster Cult. Guess what he looks like now!
Famous Strip Club
Heart Doc Stiffed Our Dancers
4/24/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
So, a renowned cardiologist walks into a strip club ... and drops $135,000 on lap dances!!!
Yeah, it's not a joke -- Dr. Zyad Younan's getting sued for refusing to pay the AMEX tab he ran up at Scores in NYC.
Just a thought, doc -- maybe leave home without the card a few times ... especially on crazy strip-athon nights.