Regrets ... Ray J's had more than a few, and he lays them all out in a new song that includes a not-even-thinly veiled shot at his ex sex tape partner Kim Kardashian.
In "Never Shoulda Did That" ... Ray confesses and sorta apologizes for a bunch of crap. But the line that will have Kim's ears ringing -- "f***ing bitches on camera, shouldn't a did that s***."
He also cops to taking drugs, fighting in clubs, yelling at friends, and cheating on his GF Princess Love -- who makes a cameo ... we're told that's her drunkenly weeping on a voice mail in the song.
Here's the thing ... Ray J may sing he shouldn't have banged Kim, but we know his bank account screams otherwise. He's still making coin off of "Kim K Superstar."
All the other stuff -- he probably does regret ... and should.
Beverly Hills Cops
School Condo Residents on Bieber Trouble
7/29/2014 8:03 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Beverly Hills police paid a visit to the condo in which Justin Bieber is living … trying to calm down residents who are in meltdown mode because of the singer's antics.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... the officers were there to do some "community policing" and spoke with various homeowners in the building ... and the conversation was all about the Biebs. We're told the main topic was noise.
As TMZ first reported, Bieber's neighbors called police six times in one weekend ... four of them to specifically complain about loud partying courtesy of Bieber and his crew.
We're told the officers also spoke about basic security measures and how to best handle the increased traffic in the neighborhood from both fans and tour buses.
And get this ... the residents are lawyering up in case they decide to go to war with the singer. We're told the HOA has hired an attorney specifically to handle Bieber-related issues.
Screams His Face Off
on Amusement Park Ride
7/29/2014 6:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
DMX lost his damn mind riding the Sling Shot in Orlando ... and thank the lord someone had the good sense to record the whole thing.
X had our editors working overtime to bleep all the expletives he was hurling out ... and that was before the ride even started! Once X got shot up in the air ... all bets were off.
The video is amazing on so many levels, but perhaps the best part ... it's the rare clip of DMX that doesn't end with him in handcuffs.
Neighbor Says Come on My Property
I'll Shoot You
7/29/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown may have new, more troubling neighbor issues ... we've found out he's moved deep into the San Fernando Valley, and one of his new neighbors is threatening lethal force if Chris steps onto his property.
Real estate sources tell TMZ ... Chris is renting an 8,000 square foot, 6 bedroom house in Agoura ... it's near the Malibu border but technically part of the Valley.
It's a pretty sick pad. It has a commercial ice cream bar, dance studio, billiard room, as well as a tennis court and clubhouse.
Chris likes ragers -- he had one over the weekend -- and there's plenty of space to park 75 cars.
Now the problem. We spoke with one of his neighbors, who said flatly, "It can be the devil. I can care less. I don't care if they're having orgies. It can even be Saddam Hussein for all I care, as long as he doesn't trespass onto my property. If he does, I shoot him."
This guy's seen one too many Clint Eastwood movies.
Teen Singer Pia Mia
You Made Me Rich!
7/29/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Pia Mia knows it pays to keep up with the Kardashians ... the 17-year-old singer/friend of Kendall and Kylie Jenner just signed a recording contract that will make her rich -- not Kardashian rich ... but close enough.
Pia signed a multi-album deal with Interscope which pays 1.3 mil for her first album ... and up to $9 million more if Interscope green lights her next three albums.
And according to the contract -- obtained by TMZ -- she stands to make even more in bonuses ... if the albums are hits.
Pia -- who was born in Guam -- got her start on YouTube and hit it big when Kim K. posted video of her singing a Drake song at Kylie's 16th birthday party -- with Drake and Kanye front and center.
Buyer Backs Out
Anybody Want A $13M Mansion?
7/28/2014 2:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon aren't packing up their toothbrushes just yet ... their Bel Air mansion -- which they thought was sold -- is BACK on the market, TMZ has learned.
Real estate sources tell us an out-of-state-buyer had negotiated a deal to buy the pad for about $10M -- it had been listed for just under $13 mil -- but had a change of heart.
We're told the client didn't give a reason -- just simply backed out of the deal.
As we told you ... the house sits on 3 acres and has a movie theater, a gym, an indoor basketball court and a putting green.
Did we mention curb appeal?
Yes, I Once Drugged My GF's Mom
So We Could Bang on the Couch
7/28/2014 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Slash was once so desperate to get laid ... he and a girlfriend drugged her mother, and then had sex right next to her while she slept -- and best of all ... he was 13.
The guitar god made the confession when we asked him about the craziest place he's ever banged ... fully expecting some story about life on the road during the Guns n' Roses heyday.
We definitely were NOT expecting this pubescent/criminal tale.
You've gotta hear Slash explain the whole caper, but the take away? In his words, "There's no ridiculous place [to bone] ... if you can get away with it."
The more you know.
One Direction's Zayn Malik
I'm Definitely Pro-Palestine
7/28/2014 8:26 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Zayn Malik from One Direction has dared to go where Rihanna chickened out ... he just tweeted, "#FreePalestine."
The 21-year-old singer -- who grew up Muslim -- posted his comment Sunday night and lots of followers quickly reacted. One posted, "Are you still alive? You should be dead by now and kill yourself." Another said, "You and your family need to die."
Someone -- apparently in Israel -- wrote, "U have fans in #Israel. It broke me that one of my idols wand (sic) me to die."
Malik -- unlike Rihanna -- didn't back down. She removed an identical tweet 8 minutes after it was posted.
Keith Urban Concert
Dozens of People Treated, Arrested for Booze OD
7/28/2014 7:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
A Keith Urban concert devolved into a drunken mess Saturday night ... with dozens of people being treated by medical personnel for alcohol issues ... and a number of others being arrested.
Urban was playing at the Xfinity Center in Mansfield, about 30 miles south of Boston. According to local police and fire officials, 46 people were treated and 22 taken to local hospitals ... mostly due to drinking. Things were so bad, officials had to activate "a phase one EMS plan" ... which included ambulances from five surrounding communities.
People were so drunk at the show ... 50 people were taken into protective custody for their own good and many others arrested ... all for "alcohol-related issues."
Who knew a Keith Urban concert was such a good time?
By the Short Hairs
7/28/2014 6:58 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber made it to the Young Hollywood Awards Sunday just by the tiny hairs of his chinny chin chin.
Justin's been working on the stache for around 3 years ... by our count.
He's no Burt Reynolds.
Producer Mally Mall
I'm Siding With Palestine
7/27/2014 2:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hip hop producer Mally Mall is taking a stand in the raging conflict between Israel and Palestine ... he's siding with "the victims."
The man who played a key role in bringing peace between Chris Brown and Drake is following in the footsteps of Joan Rivers ... only M.M. says he's siding with Palestine, "the victim right now."
The rapper quickly followed up by telling us he's not supporting the terrorists, just the kids who are dying in Gaza.
He also says it's a shame ... because the Muslims and the Jews have so much in common.
Police Investigation Launched
Over Prank Handcuff Pic
7/27/2014 10:47 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Australian police have launched an investigation over a picture of cops handcuffing Lily Allen.
The Australian Federal Police say officers were escorting Allen through Gold Coast Airport when she jokingly asked one of the cops to handcuff her ... and she posted the picture on Instagram.
The AFP wasn't happy about it and launched an investigation ... acknowledging protocols were breached but then kind of justifying it by saying the officers were "caught in the moment."
It's unclear if police contacted Lily, but she decided to delete the pic from her Instagram.
At Johnny Rockets
7/27/2014 6:17 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Aretha Franklin had a malt-down at a Johnny Rockets in Niagara Falls ... after one of it servers screamed at her for trying to eat her takeout order inside the restaurant.
Franklin ordered a burger to go from the popular chain after her sold out show Tuesday ... then sat down to eat ... and that's when she claims the server went off, saying her conduct violated the take-out policy.
Franklin said the worker was "very rude, unprofessional and nasty."
Johnny Rockets is contrite ... apologizing for the actions of the new employee ... adding the server has been spoken to and educated on its takeout policies.
Chain of fools.