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David Beckham -- Give the Bod a Hand

Hey, rys and *pant: There are plenty of porkers on what I'm assumingis "your" side (that is to say…

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Christian Bale Walks a Thin Line

He can't do an American accent. No, Christian, mumbling or growling while talking without moving…

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Robert Pattinson Is White Hot

Pale, flat-chested, lantern-jawed, caterpillar-browed wussy boy. Perfect for teens and bored…

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Robert Pattinson Is White Hot

We see what we want to see. The fangirls are seeing their fantasy. I'm seeing a pasty sissy-boy.…

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Amy Wino's Skin Cracks Too

Oh, come on, everyone. It's METHOD ACTING. She's just trying to pluck the lead in "Pride and…

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Sober Driving Mr. Pattinson

26: "Twilight" is harmless? It rubber-stamps abusive relationships (that freak Edward CARRIES Bella…

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Badass Judge Tackles Suspect -- In Court!!!

Number 21: No, the judge wasn't "emotionally involved." He, like the other legal officials in the…

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Christian Bale Rant -- Bale Went Ballistic

I think maybe Mr. Bale irreparably fried a few brain cells starving and re-starving himself for…

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Heath Ledger Life Insurance Case Settled

Ahh, that fine line between "blatant stupidity" and "suicide." ("What do you mean, I can't just…

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