Well, here you go ... courtesy of Gilbert Arenas.
Justin and Jimmy reprised their summer camp sketch on "The Tonight Show" last night ... but neither of them could get through it without TOTALLY breaking character!
Chris Martin My Kids Need Some Shine ... They Can Sing!
10/25/2016 7:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
12-year-old Apple and 10-year-old Moses performed at a Boys & Girls Club fundraiser in Malibu, which looked like it was in someone's backyard. She sang Ariana Grande's "Just a Little Bit of Your Heart" and he sang "House of Gold" by Twenty One Pilots.
It's pretty remarkable -- not only because the kids clearly have their parents' musical talent -- but because Gwyneth and Chris usually try to keep 'em out out of the public eye.
Can't hold 'em back at some point.
Thora Birtch made an extremely rare appearance in public this week -- just in time for Halloween! You gotta see her now, at 34.
Judge Judy Scoffs at Succession Plan for TV Show
10/25/2016 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Judge Judy was less than amused when our photog asked who's gonna don the doily after she hangs it up.
The most famous judge in America was leaving Craig's in WeHo Monday night, when our photog asked about a succession plan ... clearly not understanding the name of the show is "JUDGE JUDY."
As for her jam on the U.S. Supreme Court ... a harder question.
Sex Pistols Johnny Rotten 'Memba Him?
10/25/2016 7:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Toni Braxton Lupus Can't Stop Me
10/25/2016 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Toni Braxton won't let lupus derail her from tour ... she performed over the weekend with a heart monitor strapped to her chest.
Toni's "The Hits Tour" hit Savannah, Georgia Saturday night where she busted into song with with the monitor in plain view.
We're told doctors urged her to wear it 24/7 to detect chest pain, as well as oncoming heart attacks or strokes.
Toni was hospitalized twice this month ... the result of complications from the autoimmune disease.
She still sounds amazing.
BTW ... Birdman was front and center at Saturday night's concert.
Matthew McConaughey & Son Levi Twinning!!
10/25/2016 7:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Matthew McConaughey is already teaching his son, Levi, how you just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N ... the healthy way.
The two went for a mile run while on vacation in Honolulu, where the elder McConaughey was promoting the military's "Rock the Troops" concert over the weekend.
Levi, who's 8, barely broke a sweat, but can't say the same for Matt. He just keeps getting older, but the ...
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DMX Praises Life-Saving Cops
10/25/2016 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
DMX sang a song of gratitude to the Yonkers, NY cops who saved his life earlier this year ... and performed for free at the charity boxing event as a token of appreciation.
X was at the Yonkers PD vs. Fire Dept. "Toughman Competition" Friday night ... giving a rousing speech about the officers who found him last February lifeless in a parking lot.
DMX boosted the energy up to electric levels at the event, helping them raise $80k. The hometown rapper performed "Ruff Ryders' Anthem" to a crowd of 2,000 ... and they loved it.
With Halloween just days away, parties are popping up all over the place -- and we've got all the wild photos from inside Lisa Vanderpump's swanky soiree last night in West Hollywood!
Terry in 'The Howling' 'Memba Her?!
10/25/2016 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Belinda Balaski is best known for playing the hand-hacking BFF Terry Fisher -- opposite Dee Wallace as Karen White -- in the 1981 werewolf classic 'The Howling.' Guess what she looks like now!
Wow, Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox really do make some absolutely adorable children. Click here to see the first pic of their new arrival, Journey River Green.
TMZ Live Dr. Dre: The Shocking Allegations Made by Suge Knight
10/24/2016 9:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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Kendall Jenner Alleged Stalker Not Guilty of Stalking ... BUT
10/24/2016 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kendall Jenner can only breathe a very small sigh of relief ... the man accused of following her up her driveway has been convicted of trespassing -- but got off on the stalking charge.
Shavaughn McKenzie's verdict just came in ... and the partial verdict is troublesome to the famous Kardashian.
Here's the problem ... McKenzie will almost certainly get probation for trespassing ... the less serious of the 2 charges. And, he seems obsessed with Kendall.
Kendall has described the August incident with McKenzie as petrifying, saying ... "I've never been so scared in my life." We also reported she hasn't felt safe in her own home since, and was even staying with neighbors.
The "Dash Dolls" star just had a couple cosmetic updates done to her famous face ... including cheek injections! Click here to see how she looks now.
Gilbert Arenas I'M ROLLIN' IN CASH ... And Hiding It From My Baby Mama
10/24/2016 4:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Gilbert Arenas says he's NOT REALLY struggling financially -- despite what he said in court docs -- claiming he's still extremely loaded and hiding his fortune from his baby mama.
We broke the story ... Gilbert filed court docs in his family law case saying his $111 million NBA contract pays out on Oct. 31st -- and once that day comes, he won't be able to afford to pay for his kids' expensive private school.
In the docs, Gilbert makes it very clear he'll be living on interest from previous investments -- and not rollin' like a $160 MILLION baller.
But after TMZ Sports posted the story ... Gilbert posted a video of his own -- showing off his kids messing around with thousands of dollars in cash and bragging that he's "hiding" it from his baby mama, Laura Govan.
Gilbert also shows off his kids' safety deposit boxes and says they're "gold digger proof."
He also says if Laura is insistent on sending the kids to school she better start "selling that p**sy."
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Lady Gaga Big Apple Bottom
10/24/2016 4:04 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lady Gaga's giving construction workers something to whistle at -- or in this case ... something to drool over.
Gaga was out in NYC Monday, strolling down the street and going about her business in some rather high-rising Daisy Dukes.
To the guys in the back trying to decide if this is some sort of perfect illusion ... pick up your jaw off the floor.
Tobey Maguire Pensive and Scruffy Post-Split with Wife
10/24/2016 3:08 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Tobey Maguire could use a shave, because he looks like he has more important things on his mind.
The actor ventured out in L.A. Monday ... the first time he's been seen since announcing he and his wife were splitting up after 9 years of marriage. Spidey's still wearing red these days -- but gym shorts aren't quite as cool.
Maguire's ex, Jennifer Meyer, was seen out in public last week ... and she seemed pretty chill.